DBH3 Hash #798

2004-Nov-10

Hare: Sunkin Sh*t and Waaay Beyond Gay

Hounds: Uhhh if I can remember... Ate My Pooper, Bone-My-Ass, Bung-Holy-O, Burning Bush, Clean Pussey, Dill Dough, Divide My Pi, Eights Enough, Five O'Clock Shadow, F*ckin Goofy, Gilligan, I'm So F*cked, Luke Warm Piss, Neutered, No Blow, Nunya F*ckin Business, Richard Pierce, Semen Hole, Sh*t Dickler, Swallow If I have 2, Wee-Wee (sorry if left anybody out)

Visitors:

We started in Ormond in front of the gates of a sports complex and some folks blew right by Waaay Gay's truck or couldn't find it at all. Eventually we all met up and stood around in the chilly wind, which gave Neutered the chance to try to sell some sweatshirts left over from last years Bike Week Hash. Wee-Wee finally showed up after being gone for about a year. (something about not having a girlfriend anymore). Semen Hole showed up in his work clothes but said he was auto-hashing anyway cause he had the cold that was going around. Sunkin had on long pants which made us wonder how bad the trail was going to be...which we found later was due to all the wild raspberries he planned to run us through. Divide My Pi had her flannel jammies bottoms on which were cute, but not much help with the stickers.

So off we went around some golf course and into the woods, around an airport, crawled under some downed trees, through some gushy low spots to a which-way, where Nunya went the wrong way and Gilligan swore it didn't go the other way till someone else found trail for him. Then to a check which led to a count back that was either a CB 3, 6, or 9??? This confused us for a while till we got it right and took off into the palmettos and raspberries and came out at a soccer field. The smart ones went through a gate into the field while some went along the fence and fought the dense brush and Goofy just hung around watching at the young girls playing soccer

We apparently took a short cut cause when we found the beer check, Waaay complained we missed part of the trail, but we were happy cause we found the beer all the quicker. We were enjoying the beer along a roadside when for some reason, someone shined a flashlight down at Dill Dough's shoes and right in front of her was a very cool (literally) red rat snake. Fortunately Waaay hadn't run him over so I picked him and put him safely in the ditch.

When the hounds set off from the BC, Waaay whispered to the walkers to stay put...which was no problem cause they were happy to stay and drink. He said they'd figure it out in a bit and sure enough eventually all the runners came back bitching about a count back 169 or something. Waaay then guided us back on trail to a creek with a log bridge. It was really funny watching half drunk hashers trying to cross it. We went back around the ball fields and Goofy quickly went the wrong way with a few poor hashers following him. They ranged about 5 miles and caught up with us toward the end.

The on-after was at the Fire Sign, Fire Pit, Fire something or other Tavern (Fire Side ed.) and they had good cold beer and a raging bon fire out back. Circle was a riot with Nunya acting as "No Blow in training", since she'll take his place while he's on his honeymoon with his lovely bride Momma. Nunya quickly kicked into Teacher mode asking us repeatedly to FOCUS!!! It's damn hard to make drunken hashers focus. But she managed to get through the compulsory down-downs and accusations while No-Blow just shook his head and laughed.

Cockpit, please come to the next hash.... you're soooo much better at this then I...

On-On,
Boney

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT