2004-May-19
Hare: Gilligan and Divide My Pie
Hounds: Burning Bush, No Blow, Neutered, Tuna Melt, Sunken, Way Beyond, Richard Pierce, I'm Sooo Fluffed, Dill Dough, Sh*t Dickler, Bung Holey O, Semen Hole and Nunya
Location: International RV Park on 92 in Daytona
Burning Bush was dropped off at the start by her daughter, who sat nervously in the car as her mom brought shirts from Neutered. Finally Burning came to the conclusion that she wasn't an extra small and released her daughter...who quickly took off. She wanted some distance between her and the motley crew that had been staring at her. The walkers left and had almost completed the trail by the time the runners came up, they were having too much fun with No Blow's camera, they almost forgot to run. Divide My Pie auto hashed; before she left Gilligan gave her some words of wisdom..."Don't pick up any hitch hikers!" Waayyy, being his thoughtful self, brought a belt that would fit any waist...in case Nunya needed it. Semen Hole arrived by car at the BC; he came straight from a school function and had forgotten his sneakers. No excuse for him, he did have his Dockers, shirt, tie and jacket...he could have run in his dress shoes. The trail was interesting, the first half was about 2 1/4 miles; lots of grassy straight a-ways, not much shiggy and the second half was a 3/4 of a mile run down a dirt road into the RV Park. Richard Pierce ranged as usual, bringing the walkers across a rather busy highway...in the wrong direction. When will those walkers learn to ignore the directionally challenged pierced one? I'm Sooo surprised us with his knowledge of real estate, Dill Dough listened to everything he said...She learned a lot and is forever grateful. She went and sold her home that week as a result. As usual Gilligan had plenty of count backs and which-ways. The end of the trail brought some surprises...Neutered made it to circle and Dill Dough beat No Blow to the end. After we identified the large round thing to Sh*t Dickler as a circle, the down downs began. DBH3 has a new member, Bung Holey O transferred from Texas. He is a chef that didn't have a song for us but did teach us the Bob Dillion version of Swing Low, which is now the new favorite version...he also gave us a demonstration with his hoola hoop, not to be out done...Tuna Melt showed us how the little people do it. The DBH3ers were then lured to Half Times where Gilligan and Divide My Pie out did themselves with some incredible food. They must have been in the kitchen all night making chili, potato salad, sloppy joes... (pretty much, ed)
F*cking Goofy and Boney did not make it, something about Goofy being on his feet all day and not being as young as he used to be...which lead us to the beach that Saturday since it was his birthday.
As witnessed by Nunya
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