DBH3 Hash #766

It began at the Blind Pig and ended at the Blind Pig and everything in between is a blur. There were lots of big hats and walking, a piñata - brought by our always festive Boney - and too many jello shots. Pop A Tard came dressed as a tourist and Cummey Tummy made a special appearance. Waaay Beyond looked waaay beyond in his purple sombrero and Semen Hole got the Most Decorative Hat award. Goofy kept losing his poncho and Richard Pierce did not wear his kilt (I thought he wore it for all the holidays). We circled at the Artisan, where some smart people ate but a majority just drank...the manager Tom lost his virginity - again (he confided that he had lost it at another hash) and No Blow's old roommate - A Yellow River Runs Through It - visited. We also took the virginity from a couple of people who didn't walk with us but didn't know any better than to get in the circle. One was a waitress and the other was a curly haired dog lover. I obviously wasn't the only one who participated in the jello shots from the looks of the circle. Just Jack was named, but for the life of me - I can't remember what it was. Something to do with the number 3...Once again the DeLand police found out we were in town and paid us a visit. I don't believe anyone got a ride to the Hotel 92...they weren't concerned about the walkers - just the drivers.

Our regular correspondent - Cock Pit was out sick and I didn't realize until too late that I was to fill in, next time I am in charge I will stay away from Semen Hole and his bloody jello shots...

-Nunya