DBH3 Hash #779
2004-Jul-14
Hare: Just Puke
Pseudo-Hare: Cockpit (hey, I picked the bar, what more do you
need?!?)
Hounds: Bone My Ass, Bung-Holy-O, Burning Bush, Dick Rejector,
Dill Dough, Feta Fromunda, F*ckin' Goofy, Gilligan, (H)erector Pad!, I'm
So F*cked, Little Cock Arkansas, Naughty Cum and Eat Me!, Nunya F*ckin'
Business, Pipe Licker!, Rolling Hooters, Shit Dickler, Skinamax, Sunk'n
Shit, Tuna Melt, Waayyy Beyond Gay
Virgins: Chris, Hunter (the fruit of Naughty & Pipe Licker's
loins), Tim, Wendy
Visitors: Just Mark, Just Swallows, Read My Lips, Shop Teacher
Habitual Latecummer: Divide My Pi (she had 2 friends with her,
but I can't recall their names)
The hares decided to bring the pack south to a nifty little place
called Our Back Yard in New Smyrna Beach for this week's hash. Some long
lost hashers graced us with their presence. (H)erector Pad and Just Mark
were on their way to St. Augustine for a wedding and spent the night
with Gilligan so they could come hashing with us. Yay! Naughty Cum and
Eat Me and Pipe Licker moved back from Tex-Ass with their new baby
Hunter so they came to say hello. Yay! Thank goodness Hunter looks like
his mommy!
The pack pre-lubed with a few pitchers of beer. The owner gave us a
great deal-not as great as Flagler Tavern, but still great, and this bar
is a little more hash-friendly.
Trail started in the shiggy right behind the bar which led to a
neighborhood, then into another patch of shiggy. This came out into
another neighborhood then to the beer check behind Winn Dixie on SR
44. Minor technicality-there was no beer at the beer check when the FRBs
arrived. The beer truck driver may have been geocaching (I can neither
confirm nor deny that accusation...okay, yes I was). Oopsy! So, I drove
ahead and made the hounds come back to the beer check or the hare would
have been snared for sure and the beer truck driver would have been in
big trouble! Shop Teacher sprained his ankle somewhere on trail so he
autohashed the rest of the way. Waayyy Beyond Gay got blood on
trail...while autohashing...figure that one out!
The second half went across 44, through some shiggy behind K-Mart and
ended up at the mission. This was quite by accident because this part of
trail was not pre-scouted or pre-laid at all. Just Puke totally made it
up as he went along. It ended up being a tad longer than originally
planned, but nobody complained...too much.
The hot and sticky hounds arrived back at the bar to find a nice hot
fire that the owner had built for them in the back yard of Our Back
Yard. Sure, it keeps the bugs away, but come on! It's 150 degrees!!!
The FRBs, Sunk'n Shit and Bung-Holy-O were bragging to Just Puke, "we
would have caught your ass if we hadn't gone back to the beer check."
Just Puke did an awesome job with circle in No Blow's absence.
Unfortunately, I waited too long to write this and I don't remember much
about it. The owner made some special little bar-b-que sammiches and a
veggie platter for us. There was a DJ there for our listening pleasure
and there was lots of girl on girl action on the dance floor.
See you freaks at the next hash.
On-On,
Cockpit
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