DBH3 Hash #782
2004-Aug-04
Hare: Shop Teacher, Gilligan
Hounds: 8's Enough, Bung Holy O, Burning Bush, CockPit,
Crotchduster, Dick Rejector, Dill Dough, Feta Frmunda, Just Wendy,
Little Cock, Momma, Naugty Cum 'n Eat Me, Neutered, No Blow, Nunya,
Pipe Licker, Richard Pierce, Rolling Hooters, Semen Hole, SkinAMax,
Sunkn' Sh*t, Tongue In Groove, Waayyy Beyond Gay, Wish You Were Queer,
Yoke Choker
Visitors: Irish Screamer & Uncle Pervy from BVD
Virgin: Just Niki
Late Cumers: A Yellow River Runs Through It, Just...Eric??
(Skinamax's friend who stopped by on his way to Gainesville), Meet My
Beaver
This was Shop Teacher's last week without his kids so he wanted to
hare his last trail of the summer with DBH3. Gilligan gave him one of
the 842 trails that he has in his "vault." We met at Eddie
and Suzy's place (some friends of Gilligan). They run a "clothing
optional" campground...a perfect place for a hash campout!! Or a
hash wedding...No Blow & Momma?!?
Trail started off into the shiggy behind Eddie & Suzy's huge
backyard. Someone was nice enough to clear some nice paths for
us. How thoughtful. The front walking bastards almost missed the
Turkey/Eagle split, which could have been disastrous. Okay, maybe not
that bad, but still not good. We all know those lazy f*cks don't like
to walk any more than they have to. Take it from me-one of the lazy
f*cks.
It became quite obvious that a handicapped person hared this trail
because it was wheelchair accessible. Straight, straight, straight =
boring, boring, boring. Gilligan was being nice by giving Shop Teacher
an easy trail since it was his virgin lay. Oh, and he only has one
hand. After the beer check, trail continued on under some power lines
as is so typical of a Gilligan trail. This was an A to A trail so we
ended up back at Eddie & Suzy's and proceeded to have the
longest...circle...ever. Eddie announced, "We are not responsible for
mosquito bites on private parts," and then stood back and let us do
our thing. He's used to having naked bikers here so we must have
looked pretty tame by comparison.
Here's what I got from (the very long) circle:
- Shop Teacher's new nickname (per No Blow) is "Uni-palm."
- Just Niki is Dill Dough's daughter...her mother made her come.
- No Blow was gone too long on his European vacation and forgot
the FRB, DFL & Too Long Between down-downs so he drank for
forgetting and for being gone too long.
- Dill Dough & Just Niki did a related down-down.
- Momma told a funny story about No Blow running into someone in
Cardiff or wherever the f*ck they were, wearing a DBH3 shirt that he
had designed. He got off the bus and screamed like a girl, "that's
my shirt, that's my shirt!! See...here's my signature (pointing to
the guy's ass)!"
- Crotch made a few false accusations, as usual. Good thing he had
a designated driver.
- Anyone who has kissed the Blarney Stone (Uncle Pervy, Irish
Screamer, Momma and No Blow, I think) did a down-down. They
attempted to dance a little Irish jig for us while they drank. It
was pretty ugly...
- Shortest (Feta) and tallest (Yoke Choker) hashers drank.
- A whole bunch of other stuff happened because as I said earlier
this was a very long circle. We were waiting for pizza from a place
whose motto is apparently, "Pizza in 3 hours or less or it's
free," so we just kept the circle going.
- A Yellow River Runs Through It and Meet Her Beaver announced
that they are getting married in March...dumbasses!
- We made a very lame attempt to name Just Wendy. We found out
she's a Cable Dispatcher, she's linoleum "down
there"...something that looks like "goble god" in my
notes...hmmm...not a clue. The drunker I got, the messier my notes
got. Needless to say, we did not name Just Wendy. Maybe next
time...
I forgot to mention that we had PBR, Schlitz & Schaefer Light at
this hash! It doesn't get any better than that...for five bucks...
On-I-finally-got-this-damn-thing-done-On,
-Cockpit
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