2003-Sep-27
Hare: Blow Jack and Richard Pierce?
Hounds who did trail: Crotch Sniffer, Fairly Small, Gilligan, I Wear Short Shorts, Little Miss Suck Up, Momma, No Blow, Richard Pierce, and Wee Wee
Late Cummers: Big Gulp, Bone My Ass, Blind Pig Girls (Holly, Lori, and Michelle), Bouncer, Just Trevor, Kibbles, Meet Her Beaver, Peterphile, Shit Dickler, Skinamax, ToTTs, Waayyy, Yellow River, about ten of the local Stetson Kids, and a handful of Hooter's girls.
Since only three hounds showed up with bicycles (one was the hare), we all decided to do a walking/running trail. Blow Jack took off on his motorcycle and told us to take as much or little time as we needed to chase him. Dang! He warned us not to look at the toilet paper (I guess Pierce had pre-laid the BASH trail with TP) and to focus on the flour. I guess a hare-snare wasn't going to happen on this day, eh?
Trail was a cool mix of soft sand roads, hard paths through wooded areas, and a bit of pavement. The hi-lite of the trail was the pink house in the middle of nowhere. The house had been destroyed by vandals, but the bright pink paint and brick window frames were inviting. According to the spray paint, God lived there.
The trail ended up being an A-to-A, so we knew that the hot tub would surely be used. It was, however, the heat was not working. It was suggested that urine would heat up the tub, but people were not going to go for that. What a pisser, eh ... or not?
Circle, which did take place in the cool tub, was hi-lited by Fairly Small's out-of-towner down-down, Short Short's hare snare (Blow Jack's bike overheated), Momma and Blow Jack's too-long-betweeners, and a ton of other silly down-downs to amuse the adventurous crowd.
The on-after was quite an adventure in alcohol. By Blow Jack's estimates (He is an engineer who pays close attention to detail), over 200 bottles of beer, 5 half-liter bottles of hard alcohol, 30 jello shots containing vodka, 30 jello shots containing Everclear, and a ton of mixers were consumed.
The party had a number of interesting story-lines ... Bone My Ass actually swam in the pool, a number of hashers filled the cool tub to make it a warm tub, many people passed out in and around the house, one of the hashers passed out naked on Trevor's bed, Gilligan had sex with one of the Stetson girls, the Hooter's girls gave Blow Jack a nice present ... he didn't fall asleep until 7:15 in the morning, ToTTs and Faily Small made breakfast at noon, and Blow Jack announced another pool party in two weeks.
Fun was had by all.
Later ... Ciao!
-No Blow
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