2003-Sep-24
Hare: Thor the Wanker
Hounds: I Wear Short Shorts (without dogs), Flash, Teddy Foreskin, No Blow, Peterphile, Just Brian, 8's Enough, Bone My Ass, Shit Dickler, Just Jolana, Cockpit, Crotchduster, Guckin' Foofy, Richard Pierce, Gilligan, Divide My Pi, Just Mark, Gum My Balls, Old Ironside
Visiter: FOSOL from Ft. Lauderdale
Hashers who just sat in the parking lot looking cute: Amelia Airfart, Trigger, Tongue-n-Groove
Latecummer: Apu
Really Latecummer: Skinamax
Okay, so we knew we were in trouble when Thor put on long pants before taking off into the thick shiggy behind the Health Department. This trail consisted of every kind of shiggy imaginable-palmettos, vines, thorns, stumps, muck, pine needles, nettles-you name it, we went through it. There were also spiders big enough to eat small children. Came out on Bill France Blvd. for a short distance, then went behind a building into the woods again and ended up on Clyde Morris, then through a field, over a fence and back down Bill France to the Health Department (does that sound right??). Not a long trail, but the thick shiggy made it seem that way. Just Mark got really, really lost. No Blow and Gum My Balls had to go find him in NB's truck.
When it came time for the "blood on trail" down-down, almost everybody drank. However, only Cockpit drank for the "scared of spiders" down-down, which by the way is bullshit! Nobody else wanted to admit it.
Crotchduster ate chips during the entire circle (since his wife doesn't feed him at home). Tongue-n-Groove ate a Dorito. This was Crotch's 69th hash and T-n-G and Amelia tried to pull his shorts down while he drank his obligatory down-down. He protested and managed to escape the embarrassment of exposing his junk to the entire hash. When all the guys wondered why he was protesting getting fondled by two hot chicks, he said he had sweaty balls. Mmmmkay...
Just Jolana needed a name so we threw her ass in the circle and pelted her with the usual questions. She's from Canada-Vancouver to be specific. Her favorite sport is sex, she's a natural redhead who doesn't shave her "area." "Big Red Beaver With Teeth" was a popular suggestion (not sure where the teeth part comes from), as well as "Beaver Dyke," "Beaver Dam" & "Vancooter." And the winner is... "Canookie," which is a combination of Canuck and Nookie. How clever are we?!? Well, actually Trigger is the clever one since it was her suggestion.
We on-aftered at Wing House where we saw a whale wearing a thong. (No, it wasn't Muddy) Baby definitely got back. Who knew they made thongs that big?! GROSS!!! Three of the waitresses could have fit in there. Don't try that at home.
This is the end.
Until next time-
-Cockpit
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