DBH3 Hash #738
DeLand Pub Crawl

2003-Oct-29

Horrible Hare: Skinamax the Monk and Peace Whore (was she a Genie or a Terrorist??)

Hellacious Hounds: Richard "Mr. Clean" Pierce, Grandma Gilligan, Dr. Peterphile, Crotch-LittleRedRidingHood-duster, Cock-BigBadWolf-pit, Just PAM the Gay Blade, Mistress Latrine Wolverine, I Wear Short Shorts the Vampire, Gum "I'll just throw on some sunglasses and a hat and call it a costume" My Balls, Greek Goddess Divide My Pi, Greek God Paid To Lay, Bone My French Maid Ass, Farmer girl Up Her Crusty, Cum "Escaped Mental Patient" Dumpster, Shit "World's Tallest Clown" Dickler, Jiffy "Homeland Security" Lube, Viking Queen Just Danielle (with horns on her head), I'm So F*cked and Sunk'n Shit as Siegfried & Roy (complete with white tigers), Captain Ironside Morgan, Papa "I'm wearing a mask" Tard, Pimp Daddy No Blow & Momma his Ho, Wee "Scary Dead Ape Creature Thingy " Wee, and Cummy Tummy, Canookie, Black Vulva, Sperm Burp and Chippendale as themselves. (Black Vulva was Not wearing black, which he claimed was his costume ed.)

Virulent Visitors: Ass Packet the Pirate (BVD), Dick "Maid Marian" Sniffah (BVD), Cooter "Struck by lightning" Pie (O2H3), Caveman Turd Bird (Limp Dick's cousin, currently hashing with San Diego H3)

Vicious Virgins: Chris the Ghost (came with Cooter Pie), Pam the Butterfly (Richard Pierce made her cum-he wishes!), Kolla the Other Butterfly (Jiffy Lube brought her), Pussycat Nicole (Momma made her cum while No Blow watched), Jeremy (his mom Canookie made him cum, eh), Lisa (came with her husband Jiffy Lube) and Jack (Bone My Ass picked him up somewhere).

Loathsome Latecummers: Dr. Tool Time and Firefighter Bread Dick

Intersection Infection's Photos

A bunch of freaks showed up at The Blind Pig for the 2nd anal Deland Halloween Pub Crawl hared by Skinamax and Peace Whore. Skinamax wore the same costume he wore last year. Didn't think we'd remember, Skin? A few party poopers didn't wear costumes, but for the most part the group looked quite frightening. Several patrons at The Pig (and on trail too) asked what we were doing and why we were dressed up. Ummm, it's 2 days before Halloween, dumbasses, why do you think we're dressed up?!? Duh! We were on our own for beer at the start, but Skinamax threw some money at us right before he left so we wouldn't leave early and catch him. Smart man.

Sunk'n Shit and I'm So F*cked won the best costume contest (well, they would have if we had one) with their very comical Siegfried & Roy costumes. They were both dressed in satin and sequins (and looked smashing!). Sunk'n Shit (Roy) had a white tiger strapped to his back and bloody bandages wrapped around his noggin. I'm So F*cked wore a blonde wig and carried more tigers and a hoop for them to jump through. There should be photos posted soon for those of you who missed it. Ass Packet was the best looking pirate there (he was the only pirate). Latrine looked H-O-T as a Dominatrix in her little black outfit that showed 95% of her ass! Nobody seemed to mind. Divide My Pi had to change her costume a little at the last minute. The fabric Paid To Lay had brought her for her toga was completely sheer and for some reason she didn't want to use it. Thanks for trying Paid To Lay!

After a couple of checks trail took us right through the 'hood where we posed for photos for the locals. Gilligan, Cockpit & Crotch-LittleRedRidingInTheHood-duster skipped the photo op and arrived at the first beer check (The Artisan Inn) together. Chippendale commented that Gilligan looked like Little Red Riding Hood's mother and the Big Bad Wolf would have to eat them both. The bartender there was doing dick tricks behind a bar towel atop the bar. Okay, they were simulated dick tricks, but still impressive. Bone My Ass, Just Danielle & No Blow took tons of pictures here-lots of funny ones of Siegfried & Roy and their pussies. Look for those soon too.

From there, a few people (Ass Packet wasn't one of them) went to an extra credit stop at some upstairs bar while the rest of the motley crew went on to the next stop at Teet's, which turned out to be the end. They had set up some hot dogs and chili for us (thanks, but yuck!) to soak up the beer. Ass Packet said, "Arrrrr, pirates love chili!" Okay, he didn't really say that-he wanted me to put him in the hash trash because he "never makes the hash trash."

Here's what I remember from circle:

Anyone wearing wings (the butterflies) were asked to do a down-down. Maxi pads with wings counted too. Turd Bird sang us a few new songs, none of which we'll remember, but it's always good to hear them. Bone My Ass said to Turd Bird (remember he's from San Diego), "Your hash house just burned down." That's just wrong. Funny, but wrong. Some drunk dude kept trying to drink our beer and crash our circle. Siegfried almost had to turn the tigers loose on his ass. A cop pulled up during circle and talked to Virgin Pam for a few minutes. Just before driving away he said, "I'm leaving, I don't have enough Baker Act forms."

Just Danielle totaled her car on the way to pick up her costume and still made it to the hash. That's a true hasher! So, we decided to name her. The chick that hit her had a warrant out for her arrest, so Crotch suggested "Bitch Had A Warrant." Bone My Ass thought we should go with "Crash Testicle Dummy." Just Danielle admitted to kinda liking those so we went with "Intersection Infection" instead (thanks to Turd Bird). Tool Time and Bread Dick showed up just as we were closing circle, then we all went back to The Blind Pig because it was ladies night there (free draft beer if you have a vagina). The lone bartender there couldn't serve beer and cook food at the same time so the kitchen was closed. Richard Pierce sent Wee Wee to Pizza Hut. Thanks guys!

And thanks to Dick Sniffah for driving my drunk ass home! (How did I get so drunk? Oh right, the beer was FREE!) When I left Momma was humping the jukebox. How'd that work out?

Buh-bye now.

On-On,
-Cockpit

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