DBH3 Hash #742

2003-Nov-19

Hares: Momma, Goffy, No Blow

Hounds: Bitch Fucker, Bone My Ass, Flash, Gilligan, I Wear Short Shorts, I'm So Fucked, Peterphile, Richard Pierce, Shit Dickler, Sunk'n Shit, and Waayyy Beyond Gay

After people were notified of the hash location at the last minute, a small, but very energetic group showed up at No Blow's Pad. Shit Dickler arrived at 6:50, and he was the first hound to arrive ... wow! Shit and Bone My Ass decided to play with the iguanas that were living on the back porch. Since both of the iguanas are over a meter long (the large male is close to 1.5 meters long), they have rather long claws. Bone decided the male needed a hug and a warming up. She dragged his ass out of the penthouse and gave him some lovin. She then decided that more than one person should have blood on trail, so she forced Iggy on Dickler. Dickler and Bone ended up being the only bloody people all night.

No Blow had pre-laid a good chunk of the trail with Momma earlier in the day, but was feeling under the weather. Foofy volunteered to replace No Blow and co-hare with Momma - cool. Momma and Foofy took the hounds out of the front of the house and down the dirt road, they hung a left at Cassadaga Road, went up and over the bridge, and slowed the group with a check at a multiple-road intersection. Trail went down one of the dirt roads to a count back 20. It went through many paths and back up another dirt road to the beer truck, just off Cassadaga Road. The trail then continued back to the start.

Flash brought a truckload of firewood, so we tried burning a good chunk of it. In circle, Peterphile and Foofy blessed us with some of their songs, Bitch Fucker did an FRB down-down, a group did a matching shirt down-down (All matching shirts were orange and/or blue), Gilligan did his unemployment down-down, Flash took pictures (Foofy gave him a scary close-up), Pierce did a down-down for his 75th run, Gilligan should have down one for his 450th run, I'm So Fucked lacked a hash shirt, Sunk and Blow have hair, Pierce doesn't have hair, Bone My Ass earned her 25th whistle, Bitch Fucker finally earned his 50th mug, and Peterphile told us about some hash or something that was going to happen sometime ... anyone know what he was talking about?

After circle, we all had beer, hot dogs, more beer, Kielbasa, potato salad, beans, chips, some more beer, noodle salad, and some water. Everyone had a blast.

Later.

-No Blow

PS If you want to find some new places to hash, start a new hobby that involves owning and using a GPS ... caching. Check out http://www.geocaching.com to see what the heck I am talking about.

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT