DBH3 Hash #708

Scheduled hares -- 3
(Gilligan, Amelia Airfart, Tongue in Groove)

Hares that ended up not haring -- 1
(TNG-she had to leave to go have sex with a midget named Brian)

Hounds/Auto Hashers -- 15
(In no particular order: Thor, Trigger, Cockpit, Skinamax, Paid To Lay, Momma, No Blow, Neutered, Cum Dumpster, Just PAM, Teddy Foreskin, Flash, Likes to Bang Poles & Icebox, Sunk-n-Shit)

Virgins that ended up really drunk -- 1
(Brad)

Virgins that ended up not actually being virgins because they had hashed previously overseas a long time ago, and were really hot :-) -- 1
(Brian)

Out-of-towners -- 1
(Lost and Fucked from Atlanta)

Latecummers -- 1
(Richard Pierce)

Really, really late-cummers -- 1
(Waaayyy Beyond Gay)

Early leavers -- 1
(Dressed to Cum)

Showed up at start, left to go shopping, then came back for circle-ers -- 1
(Divide My Pie)

The hares' official head start, in minutes -- 15

Actual head start, in minutes -- 13

Checks noticed on trail -- 9

Whichy-ways noticed on trail -- 3

Boob checks -- 1

Beer stops -- 1

Percentage of trail run on sand -- 32

Hounds who recognized trail from 2 years ago and were able to avoid evil sand -- 2

Percentage of hounds who avoided getting their feet wet -- 97

Percentage of hounds who liked trail -- 100

Percentage of hounds who hated trail -- 100

Cockpit's special number -- 100

DBH3's special number -- 69

Civilians found on trail that were transfixed by "Happy 100 Cock" -- 1

Civilians found on trail that were confused by all the flour -- 7

Overweight guys found on trail that were too wrapped up in disc golf to notice flour -- 1

Hashers corrected for saying "Frizbee Golf" -- 9

Discs in a typical disc-golf bag -- 18

Percentage of disc golfers who get laid regularly -- 3
(that's a little high, isn't it?)

Number of times hashers heard the phrase "PDGA dot com" at the beer stop -- 19

Number of disc golfers worldwide who drink more than hashers -- 1
(deceased)

Jello Shots -- 30

Types of beer in the coolers -- 6

FRB's -- 1

DFL's -- 3

Bald guys -- 3

"When one bald guy drinks, ALL bald guys drink" -- 15

Verses of "The End of the Month" that No Blow snuck in before the next bald-guy down-down -- 6

Daytona Hashes that Gilligan has missed -- 0

On-Afters -- 1

Bartenders at On-After who rolled their eyes when the Hashers arrived -- 2

Pitchers of beer noticed at On-After -- 8

Pistons -- 78 (YAY!!!!!)

Sixers -- 77

Hashers who learned that smoking is now only allowed at the bar -- 5

Number of names Amelia Airfart would rather have, other than Amelia Airfart -- 6,794,374

-Cockpit

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT