2003-Mar-17
Hare: Jacuzzi Whore
DBH3 Hounds: Gilligan, Waaayyy Beyond Gay, Cockpit, No Blow (now known as "Blow" to the BVD hashers!), Skinamax
Where were the rest of you wankers????
Other Hounds: about 30
Hashers arrived dressed in various shades of green and various stages of dress (pajamas, jeans, evening gowns) for Jacuzzi Whore's umpteenth annual St. Patrick's Day hash. Butt Crack was particularly fetching in his Peter Pan green tights and lovely pear print shirt (yes, I said pear.).
We walked, and walked, and walked-you get the picture. At one point, the hare tried to fool us with a river crossing behind a building, but we were too smart for that! We walked back out to the road and to the other side of the river and picked up trail. Walked some more, then came to a beer stop in a parking lot; no beer garden this year. Somehow, we lost Waaayyy Beyond Gay-looks like our plan worked! Just kidding-we were a little worried, but figured he was probably at the bar waiting for us. We stayed there for a really, really, really long time and ate lots of Scooby snacks. Prizes were awarded in the best dressed contest. First the field was narrowed down to 6 finalists, who, lucky for us, all adhered to the "skin to win" philosophy that is so popular among hashers! The lucky first, second & third runners-up (Or is it runner-ups? Any English teachers out there? God, I hope not!), Peterphile, Red Snapper & Putacockinit, each won a box of Lucky Charms. They are magically delicious, you know. Purple Pecker Eater was the first place winner and won some kind of beer whose name escapes me now. (Butt Crack was robbed-he should have won!)
Meanwhile, back at Tin Lizzie's, Waaayyy Beyond Gay sat watching really bad karaoke. The rest of the pack soon joined him. The bar was serving free food for St. Patty's Day and when have you known hashers to pass up free food?!? Here are some highlights from the food line:
They acted as though the sponge-like mystery meat that they were trying to pass off as ham to the unsuspecting public, and the corned beef that looked more like cheap lunch meat were some hot commodity. But, it was FREE so we ate it with only a little complaining. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Come to think of it, we were probably eating the gift horse. YUCK!!! The beer was good and cold and plentiful and that's all that matters. Thanks to Jacuzzi Whore and Nature for another successful St. Patrick's Day hash!
On-On,
-Cockpit
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