DBH3 Hash #697

Hashers came out in droves to offer their condolences to Gilligan (the old fart) on his 50th birthday. Who knew he had this many friends?!? Those in attendance included visitors from far away places (Space Coast & O2H3), long lost hashers Potty Flavor (he's alive!) and Corksucker, MIA hasher Speedy, and a couple of virgins. The group mingled in the parking lot at the Ponce Inlet Lighthouse pavilion for awhile watching Gilligan grow older before their eyes. Came Without Her, who came without her again, took a couple of group photos, during which Salad Shooter and Cum A Hole Lick ganged up on poor Butt Crack and broke his ankle. We probably won't be seeing him again any time soon. Poor guy was just standing there minding his own business when he was attacked by 2 vicious blondes.

The old fart informed us that there would be 2 trails, Eagle and Turkey. The Eagles (aka overachievers) were greeted with a CB-? Right away while the Turkeys (aka smart hashers) went straight. The injured Butt Crack set off with the Turkeys. Went through some shiggy and through the streets of Ponce Inlet. One street smelled just like teriyaki chicken (although Butt Crack insisted it smelled like shake-n-bake). Do you think we were hungry?? It's a good thing we couldn't figure out which house it was coming from or they would have had some unexpected dinner guests.

More shiggy, sand dunes, yada, yada, yada. We ended up at the house of a non-hasher friend of Gilligan's. Do they have any idea what they're in for?!? Gilligan was showered with gifts and 2 birthday cakes. One was a pretty little Barbie doll cake that Speedy baked. Okay, so apparently she's been attending cake decorating classes instead of hashing. PAM got his 100 hash bag and Flash earned his 50 hash mug. Just Dave (Richard Pierce's friend from somewhere up north) was wearing paisley panties so paisley pecker eater, stick it in my paisley pooper, and a few other lame paisley related names were tossed around, but the group settled on "P for short." Just Jim was probably the shortest naming in recent history. He was named "Pig F*cker," because (what was the reason again?) because his favorite barnyard animal is the pig and because he's a biker. Right? Something like that. Poor Butt Crack had to sit during circle because he was in so much pain. He tried to convince Cum-a-hole-lick and Salad Shooter that seeing their breasts would make him feel better, but they weren't going for it. Cum-a-hole-lick finally rubbed her boobies on his ankle and he had a miraculous recovery. Amazing! And then we ate pizza.

I'm done now. See ya when I see ya.

-Cockpit

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