DBH3 Hash #715

It started out like any other hash, open containers in the back of a huge parking lot, but this time would prove different. Hares Gilligan and Just Erin chose Food Lion in Port Orange as the site of Just Erin's first Haring. Joining in the fun (?) were Virgin Mike (sorry, we don't know who brung you); Virgin Joe, who came with Black Vulva; and Virgin Crystal, a pretty, petite blonde who was dragged to the hash kicking and screaming by Amelia Airfart.

And we were off. Way off. Just Erin, swore to God that it was not her who had f*cked up trail. And Gilligan (I admited it ed.) wasn't talking. Thanks to Snow Ball, Sunk n Shit, Neutered, Black Vulva and Wish You Were Queer for their mad ranging skills that got us safely to--well, Beer and scantily clad women. And more beer. We ended up at an abandoned illegal chop shop, where Likes to Bang Poles and Ice Box headed (Who said head? I'll take some of that) up circle duties.

It was good to see Toys for Twats and Stuffed Full of Alcohol, Just Roy, Just JP, Toys in the Drawer and Teddy Foreskin. (Did I mention that Poles needs to do a down-down for winning a scholarship in her geek life?) Skinamax, along with Just Maureen and Just Judy, also made a cute wittle threesome. And Flash? He is awesome, and needs to come more often (but don't we all?)

Just Erin, whose voluptuousness and alleged past indiscretions contributed to her being named Rolling Hooters, and Richard Pierce compared gauges while Neutered and Lilipoop looked on in stunned disbelief. Tool Time and Just Mike were rustling the bushes (who said bush?), while Way Beyond Gay, Wish You Were Queer and Yolk Choker were instrumental in getting the evening's orgy started, and Old Ironside proved, once again, that just because iron may get a little rusty, doesn't mean it's not a valuable tool.

-Sandy Crack

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT