DBH3 Hash #714

Again, the hares felt very uncomfortable with the impending inclement weather approaching ("Will there be any hounds tonight?" they thought.) Again, the Daytona Beach Hashers came out in droves, and they had their own fears ("Will all of Skinamax's pre-laid marks get washed away tonight?" they thought.) Our fears were somewhat alleviated when we heard Just PutAMark was Skinny's co-hare.

Twenty nine hashers did trail. They included Way Beyond Gay (Gay was present last week, too.), and a few other people.

Actually, Amelia Airfart, Big Gulp, Bitch Fucker, Black Vulva, Cum Dumpster, Gilligan, Gucking Foofy, Jake Off (Who was visiting us from the Orlando Bike-O Psychos), Just "Double Door-Knocker" Erin, Just "I Am Older Than 18" Kat, Just PerfectAcronymMan, Just "I'm Doing Erin" Todd, Likes to Bang Poles, Luke Warm Piss (Orlando), Momma, Neutered, No Blow, Red Rider (Orlando), Sandy Crack, Skin, Sunk'n Shit, Teddy Foreskin, Gayfer, Wish You Were Queer, Virgin Judy, Virgin Lori, Virgin Maureen, Virgin Mike, and Virgin Vici were present. Dale, of Dale's Ales fame, was at the on-after. We consider him one of us - heh.

We have averaged 35 hashers a night this month. Wow! Amelia needed a break from bringing virgins, so Just PuntAMelon and Teddy brought Maureen and Judy, Big Gulp brought Lori, and Black Vulva and Sandy Crack and Kat brought Mike and Vici. All these virgins, standing in the rain, waiting for their first hash ... We wondered if this Christening would hook 'em or scare 'em away ... on to the trail.

Trail started at the pavilion, went down around a street, down a dirt path through a wooded area, down a few streets, through some more woods, and to circle, which was in the middle of the woods. Along the way we got to see many houses worth of furniture, but there were no houses surrounding the pile of couches, appliances, etc. A few hashers tested the couches out. Some, like Luke and Red said they couches were quite impressive (Perhaps the use of those couches explains their tardiness to circle, eh?) Many hashers noted the tire tracks that seemed to parallel the marks of flour and toilet paper. "I wonder if the hares are being followed?" thought Cum Dumpster, "I really hope they will be alright. I also really like Momma's chicken. It is yummy." Cum Dumpster, and the rest of the hounds, noticed a quad-runner in the back of Just PreferAwkwardMethods truck at the end. "Ahh ha! That's what made those tracks!" thought Gilligan ... as we were leaving circle an hour later - heh.

In circle, Gilligan did his out-of-work down down with Likes to Bang Pole and her little dog, Red Rider did a birthday down-down (Peterphile and Snake were still recovering from last week), many went in for lacking whistles and hash shirts, a few went in for too-long-betweens (Wish Your Were Queer), the FRBS (Foofy and Shit) and DFLs (Red and Piss) did theirs, the hares went in for auto-haring, out-of-towners did theirs, virgins did theirs, bald people and pony-tailed queers did one, pilots did one, and two boring people (Neutered and Cum Dumpster) were left for the 50% rule.

During circle, Just Todd was put in circle to be named. Todd likes all forms of sex (Necrophilia, bestiality, homosexuality, you name it) and all positions (With Bitch Fucker and Todd in circle, Ice Box was looking quite nervous). Todd is a pilot, loves to take long walks on the beach, likes grapefruit, wants to be an astronaut, thinks hashing is real fun, is dating a Hooters girl, and is really embarrassed that he has not joined the mile-high club and has a small whatsit. We ended up naming him Yoke Choker.

We also named Kat. Wow, this girl is interesting. Kat, who is almost old enough to drive a real car, has a daughter. She rarely comes to on-afters because she needs to tend to her child and do her homework. After a grand debate, we gave her a name she will be allowed to say in her 10th grade social studies class ... Tool Time.

After circle, all 29 people, the quad runner, three coolers, and the dog piled into and on the two trucks. Skinamax's tires were rubbing the wheel wells. No Blow and Luke Warm literally hing onto the back of the strapped in quad runner with one hand each (The other hands were holding their beers). Jake Off sat on the Quad-Runner. He was nice enough to try and push branches out of the way for Luke and Blows, but he pretty much just scarred them pretty bad when the branches snapped back onto them. Sandy Crack prayed the whole way back as Black Vulva tried to hold her in the truck (She was on the opened tail gate).

The on-after featured Karaoke with Teddy singing Elvis, No Blow singing the Romantics, Black Vulva and Sandy imitating Willie Nelson and Toby Keith, lots of pizza from Hungry Howie's, and the beginnings of a great relationship. We thing Judy and Foofy make a wonderful couple!

Damn, this was a lot of words. Can you tell it is the summer?

-No Blow

PS Way Beyond Gay was present last week and this week.

PPS Circle will be quite interesting this week. I won't be there. I'll be helping to run a Cub Scout Day Camp with Momma in Ft. Lauderdale. Have a blast and name Erin ... Double D. She has two, size D tits, and door knockers hanging from them.

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