2003-Jul-23
A Hash for the Boys?
Hares: Gilligan, Indiana Jerkoff, and Virgin Mary
Hounds: Amelia Airfart, Divide My Pie, Flash, Hogballs from O2H3 (He has over 120 hashes in Daytona, though), Just Bryan, Just Kevin, Just Mike, LALALALALALALA from Tampa, Likes to Bang Poles and Icebox, Momma, Neutered, No Blow, Old Ironside, Richard Pierce, Rolling Hooters, Sunk'n Shit, Tongue in Grove, Tool Time, Way Beyond Gay, Wee Wee, and Yoke Choker
Gilligan, Indiana Jerkoff, and Virgin Mary led Amelia Airfart, Divide My Pie, Flash, Hogballs from O2H3 (He has over 120 hashes in Daytona, though), Just Bryan, Just Kevin, Just Mike, LALALALALALALA from Tampa, Likes to Bang Poles and Icebox, Momma, Neutered, No Blow, Old Ironside, Richard Pierce, Rolling Hooters, Sunk'n Shit, Tongue in Grove, Tool Time, Way Beyond Gay, Wee Wee, and Yoke Choker through some nice muck, across a few streets, in and over a golf course, through a knee-deep field, and on to the Inter-coastal Waterway. This trail was a great trail, though the BC cooler was marked BN and had only a six pack or so of beers. (there were 8 beers left when I picked the cooler up after the hash! ed.) The end, however, was not far past the BC, and the end had tons of beer.
Gilligan and Indiana did a hare down-down, Virgin Mary did a Virgin d-d, LALALALALALA did the out-of-towner d-d, Hog Balls was FRB (Look out for his machete!), Waayyy was DFL, Momma and Wee Wee and Yoke had July birthdays, Divide and Hogballs headed the too-long-betweeners, Amelia and Yoke are pilots, Poles had a very long accusation that put us to sleep, and Hooters led No Blow and Neutered as the 50% Rule People. People drank for other reasons, but I know not why.
Two kids were named. The first, Mike ... the sixth Mike to be named this month ... so it seems, is a server at Olive Garden. Mike collects fire-fighter memorabilia, has finished or is about to finish EMT school, hangs out with Tool Time, is 20, likes any sex he can get, and once climbed Mt. Everest. We thought about Hoser, Hoser Poser, Tool Around, Twist My Nozzle, Bread Stick, Garden Tool, Mountain Man, Rock Climber, Big Daddy, and more. However, we ended up naming him Bread Dick.
The second kid to be named is 1/2 the age of Bread Dick. Kevin is No Blow's half brother. Kevin really likes knives and guns. He whines at times, is a bit large, is quite smart, is in Cub Scouts (He is a Webelo), is going into fifth grade, and doesn't know how great Brownies can be ... yet. We Blow, He Blows, Brownie Humper, and a few other possibilities were given. We went with BJ ... No, not Blow Job ;-) ... Blow Junior.
The on-after was at South Turn. The author didn't go .. You must be 21 to get in after 9 PM ... BOOOO! McDonalds was the author's destination. Both are smoke free!!!
P. S. While ferrying the third and last group of hashers across the Wilder Cut, the motor on Indiana's boat gave off this really bad smell, like burning electrical stuff! Indiana and Virgin Mary (I think we named her something else, but I don't remember it) started home. The motor quit part way back, and they rowed for an hour, but couldn't quite get home, against the current and wind. They docked it on someone else's dock, a half mile or so from their place. (ed.)
Until next time ... Take care!
-No Blow
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