2002-Jul-16
Hare: Flash
Hounds: Bitch Fucker, Cockpit, Crotchduster, Gilligan, Gucking Foofy, Rolling Hooters, Yoke Choker, Likes to Bang Poles & Icebox, Lollipoop, Momma, No Blow, Neutered, Richard Pierce, Sunk'n Shit, Tongue-n-Groove, Waaayyy Beyond Gay, Just Judy, Just Mike & his 2 dogs, Wee Wee
Virgins: Laurel, Jason, David, Kevin (No Blow's little bro), Jim (No Blow's Dad) & Denise (No Blow's Stepmom)
Latecummer: Skinamax
Riverside Park in South Daytona was the designated meeting spot for this week. Thor and Trigger stopped by to say hello; they just happened to be jogging by and saw the deviants in the parking lot. Jogging without beer? People actually do that???
Amelia Airfart was under the weather and couldn't fulfill her weekly obligation of bringing a hot young virgin, so Tounge-n-Groove took over and brought Virgin Laurel, who is a flight instructor. Pretty soon the hash will be made up of only pilots and teachers! Scary thought. No Blow made his whole family cum. "When it's incest time in Deland."
Trail took us right through Cracktown and then Uptown Cracktown (that's all I remember-it's been a week, for f*ck's sake!) to a beer check behind a shopping center. Crotchduster, Cockpit, Tongue-n-Groove & Virgin Laurel caught a ride from Waaayyy from the beer check to the end. Surprise, surprise. Gotta break the virgin in right, you know.
Trail ended at The Museum of Arts and Science, a familiar spot since we've hashed there a few times before. No Blow tried his best to keep the songs somewhat PG-Rated since his little brother was there, but the rest of us weren't cooperating very well. Cockpit (that's me!) pointed out that little bro, who's in 5th grade, has probably heard worse from his classmates and probably knows more than he's letting on. No Blow's Dad wanted to know how Cockpit knew so much about 5th grade boys. ("No comment"-Cockpit)
Just Judy and Just Mike were both due for a naming this week. Apparently Just Judy loves Capuchin monkeys. (Does anyone even know what that is?? I had to look it up so I would know how to spell it.) Goofy said, "hug her-she has a bone in her ass," (or something like that). Mmmmkay. Capuchin My Ass, Cumpushin My Ass, Cumpushin My Monkey, and Bone My Monkey were all good choices but we decided that Just Judy will now be known as BONE MY ASS. All I remember hearing about Just Mike is that his junk was hanging out of his shorts as he sat in the circle at the previous week's hash. (I can neither confirm nor deny this as I was not there). So.not much debate here.Just Mike will henceforth be known as I WEAR SHORT SHORTS. For all you young'uns that may not know, that is a reference to an old commercial from the 70s for Nair hair remover. Next time we need to name his dogs.
On-after was at the ever popular South Turn. Okay, maybe it's not so popular, but they kinda like us there. Well, at least they put up with us there. And that, my friends, is that. I'm out like the fat kid in dodge ball.
-Cockpit
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