DBH3 Hash #718
2003-Jul-09
A Hash with the dogs!
Hares: Yoke Choker, Richard Pierce
Hounds: Amelia Airfart, Flash, Gilligan, Just JP, Just Judy,
Just Mike, Likes to Bang Poles, Momma, Neutered, No Blow, Rolling
Hooters, Salad Shooter, Sunk'n Shit, Teddy, Tongue in Grove, Virgin
Jacob (Tongue and Grove brought this younger looking guy), Virgin
Martijn (Neutered brought this man who came in/on/from Holland), Wish
You Were Queer, and another virgin who came with Salad Shooter (Sorry
for forgetting your name, lady)
Yoke Choker and Richard Pierce led Amelia Airfart, Flash, Gilligan,
Just JP, Just Judy, Just Mike, Likes to Bang Poles, Momma, Neutered, No
Blow, Rolling Hooters, Salad Shooter, Sunk'n Shit, Teddy, Tongue in
Grove, Virgin Jacob (Tongue and Grove brought this younger looking guy),
Virgin Martijn (Neutered brought this man who came in/on/from Holland),
Wish You Were Queer, Yoke Choker, and another virgin who came with Salad
Shooter (Sorry for forgetting your name, lady) up and down many long and
boring streets. There were a few roadblocks to go over or around, and
trail cut back over itself, but everything else was pretty boring on
trail.
Why was this a run with the dogs? Salad Shooter brought little white
anorexic Sophia, the Nameless Lady brought a boxer, Mike brought his two
dogs, Queer or Tongue had a golden retriever in need of a diet, and
Momma is a Dawg ... from UGA.
The trail ended at Yoke Chokers. The hi-lites of circle included a
singing dog (Icebox), a dog that pretended his back legs didn't work
... he drug himself around for a good five minutes with only his front
arms (His back legs sorta just hung back and absorbed the energy from
the grass), a scared Sophia, a set of testicles that wouldn't stay in
their shorts, and the naming of a French guy. JP is a software engineer
and speaks kinda funny. Salad Shooter yelled out, "Wee Wee." We tried
to name him something else, but nothing stuck. JP capped off his naming
when he was the only one who said, "Aye," to the question ... "Who
hates that name?"
Yoke provided us with dogs and burgers ... Mmmm mmmm good.
-No Blow
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