DBH3 Hash #726
2003-August-20
Hare: Skinamax
Local Human Hounds: (After one earns a mug with us, we
consider him/her local J) Big Gulp, Black Vulva, Bone My Ass, Cum
Dumpster, Flash, Gilligan, Glory Hole, Gucking Foofy, I Wear Short
Shorts, Just Christian, Just Karen, Just Maureen, Just Mike, Just PAM,
Just Traci, Likes to Bang Poles, No Blow, Peace Whore, Peterphile,
Richard Pierce, Snake My Hole, Sunk'n Shit, Teddy Foreskin, Toys in the
Drawer, and Udderly Delicious.
Local Canine Hounds: Crotch Sniffer, Ice Box, and Suck Up
Out-of-Town Human Hounds: A Pussy Shaved is a Pussy Earned
(Gainesville), Buzz Lite Beer (Orlando Bike-O-Psychos), Cock and Mouth
Disease (Gainesville), Coocoo 4 Coconuts (Orlando Bike-O-Psychos),
Doofus White Boy (Gianesville/Jax), Iva (O2H3), Jake Off (Orlando
Bike-O-Psychos), Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker (Jax), Opie (Gainesville),
and Spoke Her (O2H3).
Virgins that made circle: Chuck
Virgins that left after trail Blanche
Do you think Skinamax actually would lay alive trail? Do you think
that Gilligan got laid on trail? Do you think that Muddy ran trail? Do
you think that someone drank beer? One of these things happened.
For the fifth Daytona hash in a row, we had at least 36 people. I'm
thinking six people will show up next week, assuming we get a hare.
Skinny led us down some familiar terrain on this trail. We ran a few
nice wooded paths behind Dale's, between the backs of a few houses, and
to Skinny's place of employment in order to get refueled. From Merenda
Realty, we went through some more familiar wood, down many Orange City
Streets, by some cops and to a new ending . Just Traci's house of love.
At Traci's house, we all got wet, ate some pizza, and experienced a
very odd circle.
Circle was ran around the pool. Virgin Chuck, who was brought by
Maureen and Christian, did one of the first down-downs. Birthday,
out-of-towner, many Palatka, auto hashers, FRB, DFL, hippy, bald,
whistleless, shirtless, unemployment, and many other down-downs
followed. The big down-downs went to Big Gulp because she earned her
25th whistle and Maureen who almost got named. Christian, Maureen's
son, seemed to have a difficult time listening to his mom compare the
sex she experienced with her first and second husbands. Perhaps we will
name this math professor next week?
In the middle of circle, while Skinamax went and got more beer, a few
hashers blessed us with an intermission that Sea World would definitely
NOT want in their park. Doofus White Boy directed Muddy, Opie, and Cock
and Mouth in a wonderful or woeful whale show. After the three men
adeptly swam up on shore, pretended to jump through hoops, and swam in
odd circles. Doofus blessed their good work with beer and more beer.
The "whales" kindly splashed the virgin who was allowed to pet the big
beasts, Doofus took off his clothes to reveal a patriotic g-string, and
the experienced director then proceeded to climb aboard Muddy's back and
ride him around the pool. The crowd went wild. After the Orca show, a
few brave participants attempted keg riding in the pool. Everyone
agreed that Shaved Pussy Girl won by default.
After circle, everyone gathered around Coocoo and Pussy Shaved and
begged them to remove their clothes. Neither would oblige, but Traci,
being a wonderful host, decided to treat us well with her wonderful
presentation.
See you next week ... or not.
-No Blow
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