2003-Aug-06
Hares: Likes To Bang Poles & Sandy Crack
Hounds: 8's Enough, Black Vulva, Bone My Ass, Bread Dick, Cockpit, Crotchduster, Divide My Pi, Gilligan, Just PAM, I Wear Short Shorts, Kareem I Drool My Pie, Lollipoop, Momma, Neutered, No Blow, Peterphile, Richard Pierce, Rolling Hooters, Salad Shooter, Sir Flatulot, Skinamax, Sunk'n Shit, Teddy, Thor the Wanker, Tongue in Groove, Tool Time, Toys 4 Twats, Waaayyy Beyond Gay, Wee Wee, Trigger Go Easy On My Ass, Yoke Choker, Just Mike, Just Brad
Visiters: Rambo & Doris (our friends from across the pond)
Virgins: Bryan (8's husband)
So there was a hash and some people came. 38 people to be exact. And several dogs. And there was a trail and it was long.
The End.
(Can you tell I'm having a little writer's block here??? But, since there's a hash tonight, I guess I'd better get this thing done!)
Let's see-2 hares, 33 hounds, 2 visitors, 1 virgin and several dogs showed up at the health department to say good riddance-I mean goodbye to 2 of our faithful hounds. Or maybe they came hoping to get free condoms from the Health Department. Either way, it was a great crowd!
There was lots of ranging (by Skinamax and his followers) on this trail since some of us saw marks on the road on the way in and headed that way to avoid some shiggy. Trail seemed long and somewhat confusing-we found marks going in several different directions. The r*nners were long gone by this point so we just made the best of it and kept ranging, hoping we hadn't missed a beer check! We tried the old "you can tell which way the hare was going by looking at the direction of the plop" trick, but apparently the hares knew that trick and made it impossible for us to tell. Those things were perfectly round; they looked like cupcakes. At one point, we walked through a cloud of mosquitoes and the little bastards followed us. Salad Shooter and Toys 4 Twats must taste reeaallly good (no comments from the perverts-Richard Pierce!) because they were mosquito magnets.
Ended up back at the Health Department, which, by the way, did not give us free condoms. The circle was really long--there were 38 people for fuck's sake! Neutered presented Sir F & Shooter with a framed, signed photo of DBH3 so they can hang it in their new house to keep bugs away and scare their neighbors. He also gave Sir F a mug that was engraved with something or other (blah, blah, blah) and gave Shooter a sexy little DBH3 tank top. Just Brad was due for a naming so we plopped his cute little ass on a bag of ice in the middle while we brainstormed. Just Brad used to work at 7-11 and also worked (works?) in a Psycho Hospital. "Crazy Fuck" was suggested along with some others that seem to have escaped my feeble little mind. Just Brad is now known as "Apu Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest." (I know what you're thinking-what the f*ck does that mean???) Apu is the dude on the Simpsons that works at the Kwik-E-Mart (7-11/ Kwik-E-Mart--same thing) and the rest is a reference! to his job at the loony bin. (I know, I know. I didn't vote for it!)
On-aftered at The Wing House where you can get enough nachos to feed a small country for 7 bucks, burgers bigger than your cranium, pretty decent wings and beer cheaper than Hooters! That's a good thing.
I'm all out of words now.
-Cockpit
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