Halloween Pub Crawl
2002-Oct-30
Hares: Friar F*ck & Grim Reaper
Hounds: 2 Devils, Zorro, Pink Lady, Biker babe, Pebbles, Bam-Bam, Grim Reaper #2, 2 bare-assed hospital patients, Mrs. Claus, a dude in his pajamas, French Maid, Soldier, Barney Rubble as Dracula, Wizard, Queen of Hearts, Go-Go Dancer, "yellow man", Scarecrow, Dracula's bride, "painted face man," Web Surfer, Cereal Killer, Mr. Clean, Pirate
Lame-asses who didn't wear a costume: Richard Pierce, Teddy Foreskin
Lame-asses who showed up late and didn't wear a costume: Waaay Beyond Gay, Snake My Hole
(Sorry if I forgot anybody-next time do something to make me remember you!!)
What a motley crew! Costumed hashers descended upon the Blind Pig on All Hallow's Eve Eve. Some of the costumes were scary, some were funny, some were just strange! Gilligan really needs to find a job. he spent waaaayyy too much time on his computer icon/constellation wizard costume thingie with a computer mouse magic wand. Yeah, I know.
Much entertainment was provided by Grim Reaper #2.everyone was trying to guess who it was. The harriettes were fondling and groping to see if they could recognize any body parts. Goofy? Way Beyond
Gay? Hmmmm.
Jethro finally revealed himself at the first beer stop because it was too freakin' hot to keep the hood on. The pack tried to choke down the ass beer they served us.yuck! Grim Reaper #1 passed around a bag of treats, while Friar F*ck passed around the ever popular bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.
Second stop was a Billiards place where we thoroughly annoyed the pool players with our antics. The 2 hospital patients squirted poo out of their plastic asses while people took photos. What is wrong with you people?!? Apparently, the bartender liked it because he gave us an assload of free pool coupons. Any pool players in the hash? Besides pocket pool, I mean.
Then we moved on to a fine establishment called "Teets," where we circled up in the back parking lot. The owners did a down-down with us and offered a $50.00 bar tab for the best costume. But, we wouldn't be able to use it that night. Thanks for nothing!
Anyway, the winners of the contest were Grim Reaper #2 (male) and the French Maid (female). None of the other harriettes stood a chance. Once the French Maid flashed her tits, it was all over.
Afterwards, almost everybody went to "Yesterday's" for some grub. I left early so if anything exciting happened, I missed it. Sue me.
That is all-
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