DBH3 Hash #673

Visitors: Doofus White Boy, F'in Goofy, Dressed to Cum (where was he from??)

The Ponce Inlet lighthouse pavilion was the rendezvous spot chosen by our hares for hash #670. Got a late start on this particular evening and it was already dark by the time the hares left.

Gilligan & S-n-S led the pack through the woods, down the boardwalk, through more shiggy, then we took a nice little stroll on the beach (but not particularly in that order-that was 2 weeks ago-I can't remember everything!). We couldn't see much, but it sounded something like this: "Ouch!" "Watch out for that branch, root, etc." "Look high," "Look low," "Skinamax!" Paid to Lay made a comment about snakes. Someone in the back.not sure who it was (maybe Dressed to Cum) asked, "Does anybody else see the trail sparkling?" Mmmmmkay.what was he smoking?? And why wasn't he sharing?!? Papa Tard did a fine job of navigating and guiding us through the woods since Skinamax, the only one with a flashlight, left us there to die. It was the blind leading the blind, literally. Good thing a couple of us had on white shirts.

It would have been a pretty cool trail, if we could have seen it. We ended up back near the lighthouse on "Something, Inc." property on the water. Very cool place for a circle. The owner of the joint (apparently a friend of S-n-S) even went for a beer run for us, since Gilligan almost ran out of beer again!

Waaay Beyond Gay's virgin was having waaay too much fun. He was doing down-downs just because he wanted to. FYI-he's a better dancer than WBG. Thor and Trigger did too long between hash down-downs. When the visitors were called into the circle, Doofus really drove the ladies wild with those sexy m'fing shorts he had on.NOT. Those things were big enough to park a car in! Neutered presented Thor with a nice embroidered chair with his name on it and everything. Someone asked how they could get a fancy chair like that. It's real simple.just hare Bike Week for 10 years!

As the pack was leaving, Cockpit acted as a decoy for the cops so the rest of the drunken bastards could get away. What a gal! Luckily, she was sober and only got a ticket for an expired tag. Doh! Apparently, Doofus and a few others had gotten snagged on the way in for various reasons. Shouldn't the cops be out FIGHTING CRIME or something?!?!? Oh well.what can you do?

The on-after was at North Turn, where they charged $1.60 for a Diet Coke. Yeah, that's it, let's screw the sober people.

I'm Not Bitter,

-Cockpit

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT