2002-Nov-27
Hares: No Blow & MommaGetOffMeYerCrushingMyCigarettes
Hounds: >35
'Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through No Blow's house. people were getting drunk.
Great turnout for a little pre-Turkey Day cheer; saw a few faces we haven't seen in awhile (and some that we'd like to never see again-just kidding!) Some people were drunk when they got there (Toys 4 Tw*ts, with her ever present bottle of Schnapps, and Shirley Tinkle, who had apparently been imbibing since noon) and everyone else was hitting the keg pretty hard trying to catch up.
A few wankers stuck to the "never leave camp" rule and didn't do trail at all. Why leave a perfectly good keg?!? A few dumbasses got caught up in a circle jerk right at the beginning of trail and weren't seen again until the end. At the first beer check (that's right, I said FIRST, as in there was more than one!), we met Jim & Joe Redneck and their women folk. They seemed very interested in what we were doing ("What y'all doin?") so we tried to get them to join us. They were pretty anxious for us to leave, though, so they could make out and do redneck stuff. It was at this point where Shirley Tinkle's drunk ass had to be poured into the beer truck with Momma. Amateur! Don't remember much else about trail except that there was another beer check (hooray beer!) in the woods somewhere.
Back to the house for a big-ass circle around the bonfire. Just Tim was due for a naming so we tried to dig up some dirt. He's really tall and used to deliver pizza so someone suggested Kareem Abdul-ed My Pie, which was changed to Cream Abdul-ed My pie, which was changed again to Cream I Do My Pie (or something like that???), so I have no freakin' idea what his name really is. Let's just call him "That Tall F*cker."
No Blow's family, who was in town for the holiday, made a special guest appear- ance. Dude, are you SURE that's your brother?!? No offense, but DAMN!!!!!!
That's all I have to say about that.
Cold beer, great food, yada, yada, yada. Life is good. That's all for now.
On-On,
Cockpit
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