DBH3 Hash Trash

Cockpit's "Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow" hash

AKA "The Crotch got a job and is dragging Cockpit's ass to NC!" hash

2001-April-18

Robby O'Connell's Irish Pub

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About 26 hashers met at Robby's to bid farewell to COCKPIT (me).

Okay, maybe some of them just came for the beer, but that's beside the point! After seeing the look of panic on COCKPIT'S (me again) face,the lovely and talented MOUNT DORA volunteered to be co-hare!

Several BVDers came up to say "adios" to their favorite Hash Flash!

(I still think capes rule!!!!) JUST PUKE, WITHOOUT SOCKS, JUST CHRIS...DBH3's former R.A, MOANER BONER made an appearance, as did Bi-hashers POTTY FLAVOR and (H)ERECTORPAD (or however the f*ck you spell her name!)

After several pints of Guinness were consumed, the group gathered for a grope photo and the hares were off. The pack had been pre-warned that this was to be a short trail. Trail went left out of the bar, through Subway's parking lot, and around back about a block to the first beer check at Oyster Bay, one of Daytona's finest drinking establishments. There was a cold beer waiting for everyone and JUST PUKE and TONGUE LIZARD bought some extra credit Big-Ass jello shots. Lucky for us,

DR. WITHOUT SOCKS was on duty in case of jello trauma!

Someone suggested that NO BLOW do a chalk talk for the virgins since the hares had forgotten to do so (oops!). After a brief head (okay... I'm not going to do it this time) start, MD and CP took off back the way they came, through some shiggy in a homeless guy's "bedroom." After a which way and a check or two, there was beer near at J's Island Patio. The bartenders looked a little stressed until they were informed that we were only there for a short time. Five pitchers later, it was on-on to THOR'S house for down-downs. THOR wasn't home and we hoped that he wouldn't be upset with us for "borrowing" his driveway since we had to find a spot where we could use the ¼ keg that SPEEDY so generously provided. When MD and CP arrived at THOR'S casa de cerveza, we came (and it was good!) upon SPEEDY and MOTEE looking dumbfounded and asking, "Do you know how to tap a keg?" And you call yourselves hashers?!?! Shame on you!!!

The pack arrived shortly after the hares and the circle commenced with the Hares, FRB, DFL and virgins (I think there were 3 virgins!) down-downs. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, one of Daytona's finest Police Occifers pulled up in front of THROW THE ANCHOR'S pad. Shit!! MOUNT DORA and SPERM BURP started to sweet talk the nice police occifer only to find out that he was a friend of THOR'S and he wasn't even on duty! (Insert big sigh of relief here!) Down-downs were resumed for visitors, for COCKPIT because she's leaving, for April birthdays, analversaries, divorces, etc.

This happened to be JUST GABRIEL'S third time with DBH3 so he was called into the circle for the naming ceremony. Someone suggested "Touched by An Angel," since Gabriel apparently means "Angel." Another suggestion was "Good Touches, Bad Touches" (??) or "Spank the Monkey." But...from this day forward and forevermore, Just Gabriel will be known as "F*CKED BY AN ANGEL." Here's to F*CKED BY AN ANGEL, he's true blue. He's a hasher thru and thru...

The next order of business was honoring 2 hashers (SPERM BURP and SKINAMAX) with their 50 hash mugs, then circle was closed with Swing Low.

Back to Robby's we went for yummy pizza and more liquid refreshments. LIMP DICK and TONGUE LIZARD serenaded COCKPIT with a song they wrote for her earlier that day. Quite a catchy tune...something about COCKPIT'S tits and LIMP DICK's schlong!

COCKPIT (that's me!) did not want this hash to end! She's really going to miss you wankers! L

(Special thanks to MOUNT DORA for being co-hare extraordinaire, to SPEEDY for bringing the beer, to THOR for his driveway, and to JUST PUKE for driving my drunk ass home!!!)

p.s. CROTCHDUSTER misses you wankers too! Especially you, MOUNT DORA!!

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT