DBH3 Hash #1114

2010-Mar-31

Hare: Analizer

Hounds: Bow, Crabby, Cunty, Dirty, Fecal, Gilligan, Grammy, Grizzly, Nickel, No Blow, Nunya, Skid Row, Stinky Pinky, Waaaay 5:00,

Beasts: Not a beast in sight!

Only at the Start: Nookie, Shorty

Only at the Half Way and End: Richard Pierce

Visitors: Analizer (New Orleans)

There was much discussion over who the mystery hare would be. Many thought Shorty, but just as many thought it would be FeFu. It turned out to be an out of towner. Gilligan's brother Analizer came in and laid an impressive trail. There was plenty of shiggy, muck, mud and water. It was well laid and the full of checks - from what I understand, Gilligan taught him and if that is true, he taught him well. (Thanks, but I didn't teach him. Apparently, we inherited similar preferences in trail laying. Ed)

As mentioned, the trail was good and shiggy but there were marks that the local hashers didn't understand. It didn't help that we paid no attention at chalk talk! The checks were the same, the YBF was the same but the trapezoid thing had everyone confused - and we confuse easily. It turns out it was a beer stein so beer was near..............it was good beer too - Yuengling. We circled and sang, and accused and sang, and drank and sang.........it was a long circle. No Blow was on spring break and had permission to stay out late which meant, all stayed out late! We put our pots down and sang our last song and then continued drinking at the Wing House.

Notables: NSB was on time! Shorty and his beautiful biker bitch, Nookie rode in for a special appearance. Skid Row went down for too long between but the length of her absence was nothing compared to Stinky Pinky's. Nickel and Waaaay ditched us when No Blow began his sex education classes. Cunty was sung her song as was Nunya - FeFu got lucky and had a dead whore.

All in all, it was a great time..........thanks Gilligan for taking the time to train your brother. (I just showed him territory I would lay trail in. Ed)

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Till Next Time
On Out
Nunya

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