DBH3 Hash #1128

2010-Jun-30

Hare: No Blow, Fe Fu

Hounds: Anna Rexia, Bloody Horse Cock, Cock Star, Dirty Crack Whore, Dumb Ass, Gilligan, Just ?? (right of Cock Star), NASA, Nickel, Nookie, Nunya, Poop-a-lingus, Shorty, Tap My Ass, Waayyy Beyond Gay,

Beasts: Nookie's, Shorty's and Dirty's

Visitors: Cums Dumps Goes,

Sixteen hashers got together to follow a trail and follow a trail we did. It went down a road, up a road, across the road and finally off the road. After miles of walking on roads (stopping at checks that should have led us into the woods), we came to the half way. Beer was consumed but the professional beer truck driver, Waaay forgot the poofs! So off we went again, but without some of the hashers. Nickel had to leave for work and Dirty declared it was too long. This time we went into the woods where very few came out without blood. It was a great trail so we sang "Shitty Trail" to the hares. We were circling in No Blow's man cave. Momma came out and brought Mustard and Bobble to say hello. Shorty, Dirty and Nookie went down for beasts (Shorty's shit while hashing but not on trail) so they drank to "The Old Brown Dog went Shit on the Lawn". Too long betweens, nerd names, lack of whistle pulled in many of the hounds. A lack of hash attire led to No Blow giving away old hash shirts. Tap My Ass and Poop drank for their new/old shirts....till we finally decided to name Just Shaggy. He is a roadie who is waiting for his food stamps and got a bit frustrated over our lack of focus. He declared that his dumb ass should be named so he was - heres to Dumb Ass, he's true blue. After this it was time to consume food so off to the on after many went.

Sorry for those who I didn't mention.......no notes were taken.

Till the next time,
On OutNunya

Last modified: Friday, 2010-Jul-02 08:31:14 AM CDT