DBH3 Hash #1101

2010-Jan-20

TT's Virgin Hareing

Hare: TT and Nunya

Hounds: 5:00, Bow Cocky, Cunty, Deep Throat, Dickler, Dirty Crack, FeFu, Gilligan, Just Mary Jane, No Blow, PPP, Semey, Tap My Ass, Tinkle Toes, Wolfgang,

Beasts: Deep brought out his fuzz ball Dirty Crack Licker, Semey had his trio, Tainted Love and her sister and mother,

A Virgin Hare laid a virgin trail and great plans. Great plans take a schedule so therefore there was schedule to keep. Not that this matters to our Hash group! Gilligan didn't show up till after 7, I have to admit, we getting a little nervous..........but all came, some sat, some sat on wooden fences, some broke the wooden fences. Remember there is a schedule to keep.

Then there was trail...........as anyone who has ever laid a trail knows, you never know how long a trail will take to run. What could take a hare 2 hours to lay may take the hounds 30 minutes or 2 hours to run. In an undeveloped, unincorporated area off Turnbull we discovered dirt roads, woods, trails, shiggy, water, pastures, train tracks so we crossed the tracks and pastures, went over and through shiggy and followed trail - and all trails led back to the cars.

We met and started at the cars, laid trail back to the cars, beer checked at the cars, left the cars and followed trail - back to the cars. Then we, you guessed it, circled up at the cars......remember the schedule - a short circle was required to keep it. I'm sure there were the usual down downs but I didn't take notes and don't remember..........to the on after - where a few notes were taken.

Food was the reason for the schedule. The on after took place on the patio of the Skyline where beasts were welcome. There were bowls for the beasts and beast for the hashers. We had a sample of the establishment's food (for you slackers, the food was freeee and it was gooood). There was a fantastic green sauce and happy, happy hour prices. Deep Throat kept everything flowing, Bow became the DFL, Tinkle Toes worshipped his hero NoBlow, Semey and Dirty's beasts bonded, TT recruited, Cuty reveled her beer allergy and inquired about her count..............in other words, everyone ate, drank and were merry!

Thanks for coming,
On Out
Nunya

Last modified: Monday, 2010-Feb-01 07:15:47 PM CST