DBH3 Hash #1134

2010-Aug-11

Hares: Nookie and Shorty

Hounds: 5:00, Ass, Baaaack, Boney, Chicky, Crabby, Dickler, Dirty, Goes Down, No Blow, Nunya, Poops, Semey, Tap, Vag, Versachy, Waaaaay, (no list so I know I missed some)

Virgins: Donovan (Nookie), Dumb Ass's dad's girlfriend

Justs: Dumb Ass and Poop's dad, Vag's blond girl

The hash began on time - this is the third time, is it a habit now? - and off we went. Through beautiful, woodsy neighborhoods and soft, green, wet shiggy. We walked, and stepped and whistled and made it to the half way. Once there we were rushed due to the scheduled, so off we went again to follow soaked flour spots and melted tp (did I mention we had a storm?) - till we circled up behind a Mexican eatery. Talk about service, pitchers of beer in the parking lot! Well done, Nookie & Shorty!

Waayyy was the professional beer truck driver and Crabby was his accomplice. 5 did trail and I didn't hear any bitching, I also didn't hear whistles - we may need to have a class soon! Dumb Ass went down on trail but Goes Down didn't - go figure! Baaaack has been cut from his Wednesday schedule so he'll be around more often making Versachy very happy. Vag lost some wisdom - her teeth were pulled, Ass cut out during trail worrying half the crowd and Goofy is just well, plain goofy. Hashing is turning into a family affair for Poops - first one brother (Dumb Ass), then the next, then dad, now dad's girlfriend - a family that hashes together, stays together! Just ask No Blow. Gilligan is still MIA, Semey got lost, Boney was tempted to use technology while Donovan proved to be a true flour tracker.

There was the usual down downs......virgins and bare asses, birthdays, slackers who haven't purchased hash attire, people insisting on using of nerd names, and then there was a naming. Dickler wanted to shelf the naming - he was getting an education through the questioning! Finally it came down to "Can't believe it's not butter" and Olea, Olea (insert musical note) and Olea, Olea (insert musical note) won. Now if everyone can remember their hash names we won't have any more nerd name down downs!

Circle was opened back up in the bar where Beth, Vag's girlfriend, was accused of having very large vaginal lips. Snail trail, ear muffs, clap on - clap off, and a few other words were mentioned, but she was named Lippy Longstocking ... I believe by Oh - Lay - Oh! In addition, Gucking Foofy was awarded his 200th jacket. The food and service at Mi Tierra's was awesome! They were great hosts. (No Blow)

It should be mentioned that this will be Crabby's last hash with DBHHH for awhile. He is planning a road trip up north and all about. Good luck Crabby - keep the rubber side down and the shiny side up!

Didn't take notes, so I can't swear to anything!
I couldn't stay for the on after - gotta get that classroom ready!
Till the next time
On Out
Nunya

Last modified: Friday, 2010-Aug-13 08:55:20 AM CDT