DBH3 Hash #1133

2010-Aug-04

Hares:Nickel and TT

Hounds: Beckum, Boney, Chicks, Crabby, Cunty, Dickler, Dirty, Dumbass, Goofy, Nickle, Nookie, North Cockalick, Nunya, Ppp, Redrum, Richard Pierce, Semen, Shorty, Tap, Waaayyy,

The Justs: Andrea, Ashley, Beth, Kat, Mike, Miles, Nic, Tinka, Tyler,

Virgins: Candice and Nathan (Tinka), Darcy (Nunya), Miles (TT), Philip (Ass),

The Beasts: Tainted Love

Late Cumers: Ass, FeFu, Versachi, Vagatarian,

Did I get everyone?

It was sad to hear that our beloved Morey, the man who developed the cheese puff, has passed. To show our respect, we dressed in orange, ate every type of cheese doodle they make and mixed his ashes with our flour and laid an orange trail with it.

First let me say, I was impressed how many people were there on time! When I got there, Nookie, Shorty, Redrum, Goofy and Boney were already waiting?! Who was watching the shop with Boney, Nickel and Nookie there? The trail was prelaid and so off we went. Dirty said he walked twice in a circle couldn't find trail, Cunty was on crutches, Redrum had knee issues, 5:00 wore flip flops and Crabby is a professional- meet the auto hashers. Dickler slid out at the half way which was at Semey's place. Nunya went down in the muck, Tinka (12 years, you go girl!) helped her out while Virgin Miles just squealed like a little girl. This man was a Marine? Virgin Miles had such a good time that he is already recruiting and promises to be back. Semper Fi!! It might have been the "give me some love" marks - nothing like a little love on trail!

The kilt wearers were Richard Pierce, the married man, sing to me Beckum, I'll get there after work, fuzzy one, FeFu and of course our religious advisor No Blow. Speaking of religious advisors - Jesus saves brought out the best and worst of everyone and I'm sure if he was there, he wouldn't have turned the beer into wine!

Some hashers got lost, some followed trail and some geo-cached (corrected, ed). There was something for everyone - roads, trails, sawgrass, muck, ocean, beer. puffs, doodles........then there was circle. We all crammed into 5:00's back yard and sang some songs. The usual whistle check, birthday, too long betweens....but we did manage to name three. Just Kat became Sleezy Poof, Just Ashley became 3 men and a Whore and Just Tinka became Goes Done Easy. Much was done, much beer was consumed!

Then there was the on after......if you weren't there, you missed a hell of a hash! There was karaoke, Wii, beer and hashers. What a mixture. We arrived at Synbad's (located at the Food Lion Plaza in beautiful NSB) to a near empty establishment. After a few songs, we emptied it and it was all ours. Cockstar - you have some serious karaoke competition in Beckum. He was the king of the mike while 5:00 was undefeated in the Wii boxing. You should have seen her, jabbing with the right, cutting with the left, the only time she took a break is when she was on stage singing. TT did some singing and then did some door prizes - the answers: 90, 3 inches and Jewish.

It was midnight before I left, and I left a small crowd there. It was a grand time - thank you Nickel and TT.

I hope I got the facts straight and I didn't forget anything.
Till the next time - On Out,
xo
Nunya

Last modified: Thursday, 2010-Aug-12 05:06:05 PM CDT