 | DBH3 Hash #1081 |  |
09-09-09
Baaack that Sheep Up's Birthday Hash
Hare: Baaack that Sheep Up, Versace Crotcy
Hounds: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Blow Jack, Bone My Ass, Chicky, Gilligan, Got Crabs?, Grizzley Anus, Jack on the Bus, Just Ashley, NASA, No Blow, Nunya, Peterless Porcelain Pussy, Richard Pierce, Semen Hole, Shoots n' Splatters, Vagaterian,
Virgins: Ashley, Blake Chad, Chrisiti, Jason,
Visitors:
Baaack threw a birthday hash, to do this he had to call in virgin reinforcements. We met between Jason & Christi and Chad & Ashley's homes. After NSB (Crabby, 5:00, Semey, Nunya & PPP) finally arrived the hares Versace & Baaack left. They threw a trail through shiggy, lots and lots of shiggy. Right to an eagle/turkey mark. Don't know what happened on the turkey trail but the eagle trail was chock full of razor pineapples, vines, creek crossings, slippery slopes and poison ivy - it was a great trail!
The eagle hashers should have been smart and followed the virgins, but nooooooo we followed trail until we were lost. After much noise we found our way to Blake's (another virgin reinforcer) home where circled up.
The crowd was very happy with the virgin efforts, to show our appreciation, we showed them body parts. Wonder how they slept that night?! There were the usual down downs: hash attire, auto hashers, too long between, whistle check, longest distance to a hash (Blow Jack from Alaska) and Jack on the Bus held an International Hash story time. Gilligan was the pimp daddy to the molehill girls: Boney, PPP & Nunya. Just Ashley went in for the naming, after many questions and lots of embarrassing answers she emerged as - Broke Dick Bitch. Vag was so proud or not! Semey wore his cat piss shoes, NASA had his camera, Richard Pierce & No Blow were kilted....
After much drinking and singing we ate. Thank you for the spaghetti with meat or meatless gravy. Also, the birthday cake was delightful.
To all those that I didn't mention or embarrassed - get over it :) xo
On Out.
Nunya
Last modified: Saturday, 2009-Sep-26 07:09:08 PM CDT
