DBH3 Hash #1092

2009-Nov-17

Hare: Gilligan

Hounds: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Billy the Beast, Cums on Time, Dirty Crack Wore, Fecal F*cker, Grizzly Anus, Hola, MCTFM, MISSY, NASA, Nunya, Semen Hole, Sh*t for Brains, Tap My Ass,

Justs: Angie, Christian, Erica,

Virgins: Jim

Visitors: Bend Over Like Beckham, VOHOL, Wingnuts,

Where would we be without Gilligan? I realize how little I mention him in Hash Trash, but only because he doesn't do anything note worthy. He is always on time, with exact change and a dry bag. He follows all the rules and always, always picks up the slack. (Note to editor, if you try to delete this mushy stuff - I'll just resend it!)

It was a great trail, there was shiggy, wet stuff, cheesy poofs and beer. There wasn't any police - an unusual occurrence on a Gilligan trail. No sooner was this mentioned in circle, did they show up! When it was explained to the officer that we were a bunch of middle age folks ending a running trail, he stated that we must be doing something right. They had a complaint that a bunch of juveniles were getting randy. He wished us a good night and went on to protect and serve. What is a Gilligan trail with out the police? We may never know! In fact, they did a second drive by when we were all leaving.

There were the usual down downs, too long between, blood on trail....and then we got to name a virgin.............Just Angie into the circle. The questions were asked and answered and out she came - There is a Zinger in My Dinger! Something to do with Fertile and Ale's parking lot.

Once again, THANK YOU GILLIGAN for being a great hasher and saving the day, once again!

On out,
Nunya

Last modified: Tuesday, 2009-Dec-08 09:39:02 AM CST