DBH3 Hash #1091

2009-Nov-11

Hare:Semen Hole & PPP

Hounds: A gaggle

Late Arrivals: Baaack, FeFu, Richard Pierce, Versace Crotchy,

Beasts: Staying Alive

Youngest hound: Mustard

I know this is late, I just found the notes..............it was an amazing trail full of water, swamps, razor palms, big holes, shiggy and plankton. It had a count back 20 due to a faulty flashlight. Did I mention the bear? It jump started Baaaak right up! Twinkle Toes & Wolfgang Face (Biko Psycho) hid in the bushes and scared the shit out of Versace Crotchy, NoBlow and Nookie. Later NoBlow stepped on Staying Alive and scared the shit out of her! Staying Alive is Nookie's little bitty dog, who was named during circle, well during the oval. We managed to name her but not Just Jimmy. It could have been that we were sitting rather than standing, or it could have been the really loud whistle check that thrilled all the neighbors, or it could have that the only hounds who didn't go down for blood on trail were: (in alphabetical order) Baaack, Crabby, FeFu, Richard Pierce, Shoots, Smell, and Twinkle Toes, or it could have been a dozen other reasons, but whatever the reason Just Jimmy went in and came out - Just Jimmy. I can't remember if they went down for anything! Rolling & Shoots went down for attendance issues, the kilted NoBlow sang the dreaded Dead Whore song to Wolfgang. She told dead baby jokes in the circle for first her DBH3 hash down down. Mustard was serving beverages for a high five fee while PPP's really big, fat cat wandered around. Her big, fat cat matched her big, noisy truck which got the beer to half way and collected lost hounds - Dickler, Hooters & Gilligan. Shorty pantsed Nunya (damn the married men!) while she was making an announcement to which Crabby commented "How can we take you seriously with your pants at your ankles?" We thought of some reason to sing 5:00 the Texas song and Gilligan went down for all the usual reasons. Dirty was there with Tap, but they were so well behaved that I almost forgot to mention them. There was great food and great fun. Thank you PPP and Semey for a terrific time! Job well done!

On out,
Nunya

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