DBH3 Hash #1069

2009-Jun-17

Hare: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Semen Hole, Got Crabs?

Hounds: about 20 of them

Virgins: Two drunk guys

Visitors:

We had a return virgin!!!! Just Mike, Grizzly's boy, came back to another saw palmetto, mucky trail. (Does anyone remember what he referred to Grizzly as last week?) Semen Hole laid a short, easy trail - yeah right. Short Shorts was to lay it but he was beast searching so he begged Semey to stand in for him. The instructions were that the trail be short and sweet. Semey laid count backs, YBFs, checks and everyone fell for them. Dickler was the first in and he was a bloody mess. Going down in saw palmettos is not pretty! He was followed by the rest of the hashers, apparently everyone lost trail - not one person went under the bridge to do the rock walk. Mo Fo picked up a too long between hasher along the route - sorry can't remember her name (Just Do It, G.). Her too long between was 10 years. The only one she knew was Gilligan.

People were muddy and bloody - it was time to take action before the hare was skinned, so beer was served, orange puffy things consumed and heads (who said head?) counted. We had only lost one - Paid to Lay but he surfaced eventurally. Off to the second half. First Semey gave a speech about the different kinds of marks we would be following. They were road signs. We all got in our vehicles and went to 5:00's place where Crabby introduced us to his virgins. Two drunk guys and a shiny new grill. He made us circle up before he allowed us to eat........and eat we did. He grilled chicken and ribs. He made some kind of shrimp jambalaya, lasagna and macaroni & cheese. He had crackers with cheeses and meats. He put out the spread, two tables worth of mouth watering food and a bar flowing with Jack, vodka, tequila and damn good beer- once again voted the MVH (Most Valuable Hasher). Thank you kindly sir for feeding and drinking us. The food wasn't the only gesture that made him MVH - he requested rather than hash cash any funds were to go to the "Tire for Firetruck" fund that began last night to NoBlow's surprise.

The circle/rectangle/oval was lively. No Blow sang a shitty trail song to the hares: 5:00, Got Crabs & Semen Hole. Then he tried to bring the virgins in for their down down. PPP helped them to understand the tough instructions. Drink a beer and put the cup on your cranium - it isn't that easy when your drunk! The blood on trail down down was quite crowded as was the auto hasher down down. Something that Crabby made sure went down since he is the king of autohashing. Nunya went down for an extraction, and joined Bow Cocky and Wanna Be for a journey downer. Meatless & Skid were MIA for their a down down and had to make it up then stayed for matching attire. Those matching black spandex pants were a topic of discussion. Dilly and Tap My Ass showed up again - two in a row - watch it ladies, three times makes a habit! Sunkin' flew in from Texas so naturally any hasher with a Texas affiliation sang their incest song. The DFL was Tard Tackler again. She is the master, or will be one day! Wanna Be & FeFu drove straight to 5's pad - claiming work made them miss the first half. You'd think FeFu's boss would be more considerate, she, being Nickel, got off in time to make the beginning - how does she do that with Waaay Gay so far away? Red Rum changed her non-hasher attire to more non-hasher attire - one day she realize that to stay out of the non-hasher attire down down, she'll have to visit the haberdashery. She wasn't the only one not wearing hash attire but the bike week shirt was popular and several drank for matching attire. FeFu and NoBlow drank with their fellow hashers for forgetting their whistles - even if you can whistle, bring your whistle! So sorry NASA, Cums, Dirty Crack, Bar Fly, North Cockalicky, and whoever else I left out - I know you were there and there is a photo to prove it, but I don't remember any outstanding actions to mention. I should really take notes.

Till next time - which will be in two weeks,
On out,
Nunya

Last modified: Thursday, 2009-Jun-18 10:57:04 PM EDT