DBH3 Hash #1068

2009-Jun-10

Hare: Semen Hole & Nunya

Hounds: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Boney, Bow Cocky, Dill Dough, Dirty Crack Whore, Fecal F*cker, For 5 Cents You Can See the Show, Gilligan, Got Crabs?, Grizzly, I Wanna Be Gay, Luke Warm Piss, Meatless Taco, No Blow, Peterless Porceline Pussy, Possum Poker, Red Rum, Sh*t Dickler, Short Shorts, Shut the Door, Skid Row, Sunkin' Sh*t, Swallows if I have Two, Tap My Ass,

DFL: Tard Tackler

Virgins: Laura, Maria, Mike

Visitors:

We had shiggy, mud, beer, a group grope and virgins! The virgins were provided by myself and Short Shorts and they were well trained. Everyone followed directions and left their beasts at home and their technology in their vehicles. No Blow was whining that he could have worn his kilt, it must have some super powers. It was a great night, even if only four (Bow Cocky, Dickler, Virgins Laura & Maria) people followed trail. For whatever reason - most of the hashers went south rather than north on the beach. It worked itself out and everyone met at the half way. From there everyone was sent in opposite directions but still some (Wanna Be, Nickel, Virgin Mike and a few others) had trouble following trail and ended up at Dilly's house banging on her door begging for a hose and a beer. She promptly returned them to the hash. It worked out well, it has toooo long between since she has shown her face at a hash. Speaking of too long betweens, Luke Warm & Swallows showed themselves - they now are free to roam whenever and where ever they want.

Back to the trail - it began at the beach, then went a bit urban then into the marsh. It has been raining lately so it wasn't a marsh, it was a swamp. Hashers were advised to double knot their sneakers and those who listened didn't have them sucked off by the muck. Nothing like mucking it while making your way through razor grass. The beer check was hidden in an island in the middle of the marsh. After making their way out of the marsh, the hashers were directed back to the beach so they could wash off in the ocean. Did I mention it was an almost full moon - beautiful night! Once the rinse cycle was complete, we circled back at 5:00's place. (Thank you 5:00). The on after was held at PJ's where the best pizza was served. Everyone carbed up and drove home safely. What more could you ask for?

Notable down downs: Virgins - hope we didn't scare them away! Bow Cocky received his 25 hash whistle. Boney, for forgetting her accusation. Blood on trail brought in a crowd, but the biggest showing was for the too long betweens. Auto hashers: Fecal for injuries, Sunkin' because he is getting soft & 5:00 because she thought she could avoid trail - silly hashers, even the autohashers got mucked! Dilly tried to throw No Blow under the bus, but he dragged her in with him. Wanna Be should have won for the most use of the f word - geez, a guy gets a bit lost and the Jersey comes screaming out of him. There was the a FBI, a FRB but I don't remember who, everyone did a down down and we swung low.....

Till next time,
On out,
Nunya

Last modified: Tuesday, 2009-Jun-16 10:05:12 AM CDT