DBH3 Hash #1074

2009-Jul-22

July B-Days

Hare: Semen Hole, Sh*t Dickler

Hounds: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Backdoor Bacula, Bloody Horse Cock, Bony, Cums on Time, Dillie, Dirty Crack Whore, Ear (left of Cums), Fecal F*cker, Forhead (right of Oooo, PPP??), Gilligan, Got Crabs?, I Wanna be a Cock Star, I wanna be Gay, Just Amanda, Meatless Taco, NASA, No Blow, Nookie, Nunya, Oooo that Smell, Semen Hole, Sh*t Dickler, Shoots n' Splatters, Shorty, Skit Row, Tard Tackler, Vagitarian, Versachi Crotchy,

Virgins: Guy 1 (behind Nunya),

Visitors:

It was a New Smyrna Beach trail that went urban. We were told to meet on the west side of the boat docks, there was some confusion as to which way was west but eventually we got together. Semey laid a trail that went around Dilly's workplace, down stairs, up stairs, around a tombstone, over a dead squirrel and ended in a beach park. There were count backs, checks and which ways. There was no razor grass, sand and swamps. Many brought beasts, Nookie had her newbie. Shorty, PPP, Cock Star & Dirty Crack walked theirs and sh*t was seen on trail. We all managed to find our way to circle.

The circle up was done on the dock overlooking the north beach. Plenty of beer was provided by Dickler and it was drank by all. The most drinkable offense was too long betweens. Last weeks hash had a pack of 10 hounds (and 3 hares ed.) we had to switch places and put them in so someone could sing. No Blow missed last week because he is a good husband and spend Mama's birthday (Happy Belated Birthday Momma) with her rather than us.

Birthdays are plentiful in July and this was the birthday hash. Dilly, Dickler, 5:00, myself and a couple of others went down for being Moon Children. Vagatarian & Versachi went down for a whistle, Vag earned it. While Meatless & Skid both deserved mugs, Skid's was left at the Blow residence so she improvised with a paper cup. This worked out well, because Meatless was counting her hashes and knew she was over the 50 mark. Skid wasn't stressing. (Skid has had her mug for over a month, ed.)

Fe Fu & No Blow wore their kilts and Semey made a kilt donation so that Bow Cocky would have something to wear when he returns. Just Mark escorted the Boney one, but we screwed up and didn't get him named - who knows when we'll see him again! We did complete a naming and I can't quit remember the spelling.......damn the beer buzz! The name involves a bear's penile bone - Backdoor Bacula. (Bacula for sale) He brought a virgin, Amanda and she was the FBI and states she'll be back next week (Amanda suggested Backdoor Bacula, ed.). NASA took pictures, Cums just looked pretty while Gilligan yodeled which just tickled TT. Tap My Ass showed up at the on after - does that make her DFL? We had a great crowd, but I don't have any other note worthy comments - one day I'll remember to take notes!

It wouldn't be a birthday hash without cake and we had a delicious sperm cake. It was a group effort to blow out the "21" candle, but we managed.

The on after was at 5:00's place - again - do you ever get sick of us? Once again Crabby's culinary skills were shining and we ate chicken, mac & cheese, broccoli and...if you left hungry it was your own damn fault. Thank you Crabby & 5:00.

It was great to see everyone and I thank you for all the love & support that we have received. Hashers are the best!!!!

Till I see you again,
On Out,
Nunya

Last modified: Thursday, 2009-Aug-06 07:56:07 PM EDT