DBH3 Hash #1079

2009-Aug-26

Hare: Crabby and friends

Hounds: lots of them

Virgins: several

We met at Pub 44 and after much meeting, greeting and drinking we began to follow trail. We went down tree lined roads in residential areas and then down roads that weren't tree lined. We walked/ran down paved roads, gravel roads and dirt roads. We walked and walked and walked. We followed the hairy FeFu and his running companion Semey until we were lost. We circled the last mark until the Boney one used technology to call the hare. He turned up the music and we followed the sounds into the shiggy. Very well marked shiggy - just no marks to the shiggy. So through the shiggy we went until we found our way to the Voodoo Bar, complete with a black light! Dirty Crack and his lovely companion were relieved since they live in the area and we were all headed (head - who said head?) in the direction of their place.

The Voodoo Bar was located in the backyard of a couple who were interested in hashing. Instead of taking them to a hash, Crabby took the hash to them. Wonder if we'll see them again. They seemed intrigued, scared, horrified, and humored by our songs! We may have put them off by beginning with the Dead Whore song!

No Blow, our fearless leader, ran circle while FeFu sat on Mustard. There was a beast who crapped on someone's lawn and he didn't feel the need to clean up after it so down went Bar Fly. Instead of Piss On Me, we may want to consider Shits Alot for the beast's name. Bow Cocky and 5:00 went down for driving the beer truck, although Bow appeared to be the quality control guy from looks of it - Welcome back Bow - and how fitting was it that we had a fire for him! Just Mark became Chicks with Dicks (Semey was the author of the name) after much voting. Boney did her best to intervene for her guy so it was only fitting that he was named after her - long story, another time. The circle went on and on, the drinking went on and on until the van with the food and the ceremonial items arrived. Never show food to hashers before the circle is over. I Wanna Be Gay received his 50th mug while everyone was chowing down on pizza and wings. There were other awards and down downs, but once again - I took no notes. Sorry for those who I didn't mention.

Till the next time - On Out,
Nunya

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-Sep-05 10:00:53 AM CDT