DBH3 Hash #1059

2009-Apr-11

PADDLE HASH

Hare: Dickler, Got Crabs & Nunya

Hounds: Yes

Virgins: Yes

Visitors: Yes

Saturday was the Paddle HASH - a real hash for real hashers! Many turned out, some from out of town, some who were too long between and a couple of virgins. The Park Rangers did try to interfere, they "cautioned" Dickler about littering when he was laying trail. Thank heavens we didn't need bail money - I don't think anyone had pockets! The paddlers/hashers started their journey, 7 Year Itch began upside down in the bay, he was righted and we all continued through canals and water shiggy. The sweepers, Bow & Nunya needed help to find the trail because I Wanna Be Gay thought he would help and took down the marks. Nothing like hares yelling "Are You?" so they could find their way!

We all made out way to Crabby Island where our Most Valuable Hasher - Got Crabs fed us the fruits of the river. The clams & shrimp were to die for - THANK YOU CRABBY!!!!!!!! After eating the expertly prepared food we circled up and drank and drank and drank. Fertile Myrtle's son was busy finding Easter eggs while Nunya ran circle. The out of towners (Backroom Bobber, his son, Gay Cowboy and too many others to recall) were introduced, the virgins (Christine & Karen) were deflowered, accusations were made and eventually eveyone had done a down down.

Dilly has a licking fetish which surfaced in the circle. As you know, her husband (who lost a fishing pole, if anyone found it) is named La La La Licks Dill Doughs and when it came time to name 5:00 Shadow's beast - she suggested - I Lick Dilly's Balls. She insisted and we all drank to it - so heres to I Lick Dilly's Balls - a well mannered beast.

This wasn't the only beast - Grizzly brought his as did Dirty Crack Whore and they all had a ball - literally. It was time to leave the island and Crabby hooked a couple of vessels to his power boat. At the time it sounded like a great idea and it made people laugh when Scabby flipped over with the deflowered Virgin Karen. At least the air was hot, even if the water was cold. We all made it back to the pavillion where the food began.

For A Nickel You Can See the Show brought Waaaay who brought his famous Publix potato salad. Dilly and her personal licker brought a wonderful pork butt, Tard Tackler made stuffed peppers - thank you so very much (and only 2 points a piece for those on Weight Watchers!). There was homemade cole slaw, potato salad, bean dip, hot dogs, hamburgers and too many other scrumptious items to list.

A birthday cake was brought out for NASA who left early with Cums so we sang and ate it anyway - does anyone have his card? Happy 50th NASA - hope you had a great day. PPP was the DFL showing up 30 minutes before it was over, she didn't drink for it but we'll get her at the next hash. Tap My Ass was there - that is two hashes in a row, this could become a habit! Bone My Ass brought Just Mark - he didn't look as scared as he had in previous hashes - he may be warming up to us. We'll change that by naming him!

A thank you to Grizzly whose patience was tested when we needed his kayak and he took it out, then we didn't need it so he put it up, then we needed it so he took it out - in and out, off and on - and he smiled through the whole experience. Since there was no hash cash there was no attendance taken. Sorry for those I didn't mention, but thank you for showing up and until next time - Paddle On!

Nunya

Last modified: Tuesday, 2009-Apr-14 08:28:00 AM CDT