DBH3 Hash #1020

2008-Jul-30

Waayyy's Graduation Hash

Hare:

Hounds: 4 5 Cents You Can See The Show, 5 o'Clock Shadow, Bar Fly, Bloody Horse Cock, Cums on Time, Gilligan, Got Crabs?, Grizzley Anus, Jacuzzi Whore, NASA, No Blow, Nookie Nacks, Nookie Nacks, Peterless Porcelain Pussy, Richard Pierce, Semen hole, Sh*t Dickler, Short Shorts, Skid Row, Waayyy Beyond Gay, Wana be a Cock Star,

Virgins: Guy 1 (behind Shorty)

Visitors:

Tennis anyone? Wednesday hash at the LPGA Tennis courts. It's a beautiful night out and we have trail being laid by Short Shorts, Barfly and Grizzly Anus. Waayyy Beyond Gay got his CDL license and is gonna be a trucker! Good luck Waayyy.

We have a bunch of hashers out tonight to celebrate with Waayyy. After a group grope and hares away, the walkers followed. Off we go on a Shorty trail. May the Hash Gods watch over us.

Alright, trail left the tennis courts and went behind the fence and along some woods. Oh crap, into the woods we go. Not bad so far. Just a little underbrush and minor shiggy. Oh crap again! Here we go. Time to get wet. Yep, Shorty said we'll get wet. This is nothing though. Only knee deep, barely. We can all handle that. Even the vertically challenged.

Out of the water now and into a clearing that's really muddy. I mean really muddy. You were better off walking through the water that was running along side the mud. Trail finally got out of that mess and up and over a big sand hill. What do I see as I crossed over this sand hill? Wanna be A Cock Star having to get rid of some beer. I didn't look! Honest! Ok, I did look. Only with one eye. Especially since Bloody Horse Cock was standing next to me. You know him, the big rugby guy!

Trail continues with a check here or there and then down a road. Way up ahead we saw hashers standing around. What's this? Are we lost? No! Beer check. Cool. Never argue with a beer check.

After a beer refill and a few chips and stuff, hare away into the woods again. I though I overheard Shorty say something about this half being worse than the first! No way. But then again, we know Shorty very well.

Walkers away again and into the woods we go. After a little bit of shiggy, we cum up on some water. Not ankle deep or even knee deep. We hear Nookie up ahead, Who said Head? She's on trail but the only way to get to her is, yes, in the water. So here we all go into the water. Waist deep water we're talking about now. On On. We're hashers. This water went on for about 3 or 4 hundred yards. Maybe more or a little less.

We finally get out of the water and we're all laughing and looking for trail. Along the way Skid Row said she hopes her Who Who doesn't get wet. And tonight was a bad night not to wear underwear! Skid, it's never a bad night to not wear underwear! The guys go free balling and the girls can go free lipping. Not a problem.

Are we clear from all the water and mud? Hell no! We have about a mile of mud and yuk and water and all that to walk through until we get to the Beer near. What a trail! On in wankers. We all made it back in one piece. A very wet and bothered one piece.

Trail is done and it's time to circle. Nickel cooked some awesome food so. Let's get circle going. Hares in the circle. What did we think of trail? Not enough mud and water. It sucked. Was great. Here's to the hares...................

Accusations. We had a bunch. Mostly the usuals. We did a virgin. And man did he smell after this trail. Hats off and pots on the ground. Swing Low time.

May the hash go in peace. And the Hash Gods did watch over us and got us to circle safely. Till the next time! On and On and On and Out.

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-May-02 08:44:27 PM CDT