DBH3 Hash #987

2008-Jan-23

Hare: Fecal Fucker

Hounds: Twenty something

Virgins:

Visitors:

Here we are, on another dreaded FeFu trail... and what a great turnout tonight at the fairground. About 25(?) hashers so far and more coming. We got a head's up that it would be a shaggy / soggy trail, AND it rained the night before so we knew we'd be in for a wet one. Will it be hardcore shiggylicious? Splattered with water crossings? Marked... at all??

Hare away into the darkness heading towards the street... and the woods! After 10 minutes of yummy beer and bullshitting, some doggies, outta towners and all us CraZy DBH'ers headed out to find that rotten hairy bastard with a dreaded sigh of "F*CK, he better have dropped some marks". What's this?? Flour and TP? EVERYWHERE?? Could it be a trail worthy of following??? DAMN STRAIGHT! Turns out that this was one of Fecal's very best trails; literally. Lotsa awesome, mucky shiggy and water crossings good enough to call the Coast Guard for a lift across. Thanks to Shit Dickler for his chivalry... he stood up to his waist in mucky water to help us sorry, balance challenged wankers across the St. John's River. That was the river, right? Through more (very well marked) woods and muck to the beer check! YAY!! A comment I over heard from a visitor, "This is the halfway? There's more??"

Beer, beer, snacks, snacks, bitching, bitching... hare away! Through the same fricking lake-sized puddles we came in!! Walkers out and straight instead of to the right where we came from. What's that? Richard Pierce wants to run through the puddles? I'm IN! We're already soaked, right? WEEEE!!! Splash, splosh knee deep in the puddles. Thank god he was ahead of me because the next one he ran through put him up to his waist! LOL, yeah, I'll go around THAT one! Second half was nice and short and brought a bunch of soggy, dirty hashers together to drink and sing! All the normal accusations, lotsa vistors, and a lot of announcements. Congrats to ROLLING HOOTERS on getting her 100 run shag bag!! A special naming took place for Bar Fly's pup. Bottom line ~ she was peeing in circle, No Blow was walking around inner circle, stepped directly in the stream... and that dog just kept peeing... on his foot. Welcome to the hash PISSONYA!! She's a hash mutt through and though, HEY! Thanks to her daddy for giving her some beer so she could do her own down down!! Fecal, we all had to agree, that was a GREAT trail! Just remember how you laid it for future adventures, lol.

Hats off, pots on the ground, a swing low and we're off to the little bar in HoJo's!

ON-ON to next week... wait... I'm a week behind... or two...

Peace Love Snatch

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