DBH3 Hash #986

2008-Jan-16

Blow Jack and No Blow Trail

Hare: No Blow

Hounds: about 20

Virgins: Kay, and ??

Visitors: Dick Logn and Perspire, Dirty Wee G String, and ??

Ok, hold all thee comments about too long between hash trashes! I'm not the only trash writer in town. Well maybe I am. LOL. Here goes.

No Blow gonna be the hare and Blow Jack is the host with the most. Starting point is the Blow Jack pad in DeLand. Directions were very good (except that the street sign was very dirty and nearly impossible to read ed.).

We have beer. We have hashers and hasherettes. So far it's a great night for a hash. It almost wants to rain but the skies are being friendly tonight. I had a small drizzle from Deltona but that was it. Nookie brought her boss with her tonight. Damn, she's a cutie. And a virgin. Can't beat that. Kay is her name. Enough about her for now. After a little chalk talk with the virgin, hare away. What kind of trail will we have tonight?

We noticed No Blows ankles and they looked a tad bloody. Holy crap, here we go. Well it ends up that the trail he was looking for was damaged from the tornado a year ago. Must have been impossible to get through.

Time's up, walkers away. Out of B-Jacks back yard and into the shiggy sand. Yes, Shiggy sand. 12 miles of sugar sand we walked. No kidding! Well maybe not.

We had a check right off the bat and trail went left. Sand and sand and sand. You all get the picture I think. Trail went left and then right. Through a little bit of brush and fallen trees. Not too bad at all. Now we're out onto Kepler. The virgin asked me if we have to cross a main road and my answer, of course we do. Just be careful.

Oh, by the way. The virgins host hasher: Nookie, just left her in the wind all by herself at the start of trail. I was just in front of her so I walked with her.

Trail went across Kepler and came up to a B.C. Cool. We have a few beers and NO CHIPS but it was a good break.

Time is up again and hare away and then the walkers. A which way came up and took us through a fried up swamp bed. The virgin was holding Shasta and decided to let her go. Bad move. She slipped and got a little wet. Just her feet.

On On. Trail went back across Kepler and down the road and back to the sugar sand. Oh man, again? This is the sugar sand path that was flooded 2 years ago and we all walked a half mile or so through knee deep water. That was fun!

On In. Back to B-Jacks house for the on after. More beer please. After a little chatting and bull sh*tting, hare in circle.

What did we think of circle? It sucked, was great. Not enough sand, not enough water. Anything else? Here's to the hare.............. Out of circle. Hey, didn't we smell something on trail? We sure did. Virgin in the circle. Another tall girl. 6 footer. And pretty also. Little girl, who made you cum tonight? Nookie Knacks of course. In the circle girl. After a nice respectful song for Nookie was sang a song for the virgin Kay. I think she liked it, especially when the moons came out.

Enough focus on the virgin. Accusations anyone? Out of towners was first. We have a way out of towner tonight. Dirty Wee G String. She's from England. Man did No Blow give her a hard time about her accent. I thought it was quite sexy. Two other out of towners. Two dudes. Names, I forgot.

We made an offer for the Dirty Wee G String hasher. Show us a body part or two (big hooters) (Wow), sing a song or tell us a joke. She started to tell us a joke about two Irish men sticking their wiener in pudding. What? She couldn't finish the joke. No body parts shown either. Only if you count her feet.

Next accusation whistle check and hash attire, matching hash attire, too long betweens and so on and so on.

Swing low time. Scooby style and Dylan still, Then man style for 5 O'Clock.

That's all I have for the hash. Trail was fun, pizza was great. One more thing. Another friend of Nookies came just in time for the end. Damn, another cutie. What the hell?

Now that's all folks. Till next week for a Fecal trail. Who's cumming? Ummmm. Starting at the Fairgrounds I heard. OK. Who will be the alternate hare? LOL Sorry F.F. had to put that in.

On and On and Out Wankers. NASA

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