DBH3 Hash #1023

2008-Aug-27

Gingers Pajama Hash

Hare: Ginger Snatch, No Blow

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Happy Wednesday hashers. It's a beautiful night for a hash considering last week we had a tropical storm Faye hash. The die hard hashers showed up of course. Sad to say I wasn't one of them! I was soaking up water from a leak.

Here we are in downtown Orange City at The Oyster Bar on 17-92. We have a good turnout tonight. Some hashers actually showed up in pajamas! Cool. Looks like it's time for a group grope so, grope the group and let's get this show on the road. Grope is done and No Blow and Ginger are our hares and they are away!

15 minutes and walkers away. Here we go. Oh, No Blow gave us a small heads up. When we go through the trailer park, be quiet. Seems like the old folks don't care for us young whipper snappers walking through their park.

Walkers away and here we go. We have a check right from the get go out of the parking lot. I ranged to the right and was right. That's unusual for me to be right on a check. Safe crossing across 17-92 and into the trailer park I go. Do I dare blow my whistle? Maybe not. As soon as I got in the park I saw an old timer on a golf cart get up and stair at me walking towards him. Do I be a wise ass or a respectable hasher?

Well I was nice and said good evening to the dude and his buddy in the house. Told him what we were doing and he said we better get those two people who passed earlier. Yeah right. On On. Into some woods we go.

Trail went through some shiggy and some brush and stuff. Not too bad. Blood on trail though for me. Cool. Another check here or there and then a which way and before you know it we are on the street again and getting close to the BC. Hey look, it's the BC at Skinnys office. It sure seems we do a lot of hashes at Skinnys office.

Beer check is going on and it's hot out. Muggy too. So a cold beer or 6 would be real nice. Cums on Time decided to be the beer truck driver bitch tonight. Imagine that? No surprise there. Hares away and walkers to follow. Oh, some runners also. Forgot to mention them.

Up 17-92 we go. Oh crap. A count back 2. What? 2? Yes 2. With 3 plops right behind each other. OK, No Blow is being No Blow it looks like. What an imagination. Looks like we are doing an A to A. Great, I won't get lost.

Here we are B.N. back at The Oyster Bar. Down the alley way to the back parking lot and it's time for a few cold ones again! Ginger made some really crappy Mexican dip. Not. That stuff was great. Didn't last long at all.

OK. Circle up wankers. Hares in the circle. What did we think of trail? It sucked. Well, it was great! We all agreed with that. Here's to the hares...........

We had out of towners and a real too long between. Likes to Bang Poles is here for school for a few months. She has a dog with her too. Cute little guy. Didn't get his/her name. Accusations are flying by. The usual until Skid Row decided to make a statement. She wanted to field test a joke. OK. Tell us a joke or sing a song or show us a body part. Oh, that's for an out of towner. Well Skid did her best with a joke about an Irish pries listening to confessions. I thought it was a good one. It was funny. Now get out of circle.

Ok, for the past 5 minutes Gilligan has been playing with some twirling thing. What is it Gilligan? Well, he wants to pay homage to A girl he dated and who he brought on trail. We never named her I think but called her Camel Toe. 4-5 cent volunteered to play act as Camel Toe. Gilligan asked her questions and then we tried to name her. Strange but fun! So after a few tries the name Camel Toe is her name. Here's to Camel Toe she's true blue................

A few more accusations and it's swing low time. Swing low............ may the hash go in peace. OK, May Gilligan get a piece. On in to the Oyster Bar. Now this is going to be fun.

On into The Oyster Bar. We have Karaoke, beer and pool. As I walked into the bar I saw Nookie and Shorty by a table. Nookie had her legs crossed and sticking out in the isle. I just couldn't resist. Sorry Nookie, I ran over to her and had to hump her leg like a dog in heat. I don't know what was wrong with me? Ok, enough about me.

We have ice cold beer and frosted mugs. I Wanna Be A Cock Star started the night off with Karaoke. Damn that girl can sing. Ginger got up and sang Earl, great job also. I decided to do my version of Sweet Home Alabama next, Then 5 O'Clock Shadow decided to join in and do her song. Boy, that was fun. The alcohol started kicking in after a few shots and the crowd was getting rowdy. Not out of hand just a little loud and just having fun.

Now we did have one special thing happen. A hasher decided to flash Fecal. I'll send the picks from last night on Kodak. See for yourself. Nice rack!

After a few more drinks here and there, a few of us got up there and sang Love Shack. Damn, that was fun also. Skid Row and Meatless Taco were shooting pool with Bloody Horse Cock and Cock Star. They were having a blast. Look at the pictures also!

Before you know it 11:00 came around and it was time to call it a night. Of the 110 or so hashes I've been on, this was fun as hell. Of course, not counting RAM.

Anyway, the night was great. Trail was good, circle was fun and the on after Kicked Ass. On On you bunch of crazy bastards. Crap, I guess I'm one of them too.

On and On and On and Out.......................NASA

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