DBH3 Hash #10

2008-Apr-23

Gingers Orange City Hash

Hare: Ginger Snatch

Hounds: 4 5 Cents You can See the Show, Bar Fly, Cums on Time, Fecal F*cker, Gilligan, Grizzly Anas, Guy 1 (left of NASA), Jack in the Bus, N.A.S.A., No Blow, Nookie Nacks, Richard Pierce, Skid Row, Skin-A-Max, Thor the Wanker,

Virgins: Virgin Chuck, Virgin Jennifer,

Visitors: Wench Way,

Ok wankers. It's been a while and I'm sorry! Wait. No I'm not! Since I have 5 minutes here and I'm not in the hospital anymore I figured what the hell.

Thanks for all the support! Honest! Well maybe. I didn't know I was so close to cashing in my chips. It looks like I'm gonna live a few more days so here's a hash trash for ya'all.

What a great night for a hash. It looked like some weather was going to try and move in but we escaped the evening without any rain. Obviously the beautiful Ginger Snatch is our hare for the evening. What does she have for us tonight? Shiggy? Streets? Woods? Oh my! Yes, all that!

After some beer and talking with everyone and a group grope, walkers away. Into the night we go but, it's still light out. We left the parking lot and made our way through the streets of The OC. A check here, a which way there And everything you would expect from a trail.

After a tour of the neighborhood we came to some woods and wandered through them for a while. On and On we go. Beer check ahead when we get out Of the woods! Yippy! So what do we do now? Beer and chips and the very nice Police from Orange City. Seems like officer #49 found us by following trail !! How cool is that! Cool cop and he allowed us to carry on. Of course we tried to hide the keg in the back of the truck. And we did a good job since he didn't see it.

Hare away and walkers to follow. Some checks here and there and some Of this and that and we are at the B.N. Ginger has food for the masses and circle will be in order. Circle up people.

Hare in the circle. What did we think of trail? Not enough cops, woods Or shiggy. Here's to the hare................. out of circle woman. Hey, guess what we have in circle to give away? The sh*t stick. Or whatever we call it these days? (Hash Sh*t, ed.) Who did something really stupid lately? NASA was talked about briefly for his stay in the hospital but it seems like the hairy one topped me. He fell on trail last time we meet, and messed up his ankle and Ginger said he fell off the chair and knocked over a bunch of stuff from the table. Sounds like a great candidate for the stick! Thanks Fecal.

Some accusations a virgin and oh wait. Remember that officer #49? Well his buddies wanted a piece of the action also. Seems like someone called the Police about a fight or something? So two nice officers came to the patio and we handled them just fine. Although they both were standing next to the keg when one of the nice officers stated that this must be the group that 49 talked to earlier! Too funny.

Hats off and pots on the ground. Swing low time and then to the house and food. Yes we all were good hashers and didn't sit on Gingers new furniture. One other thing. Who remembers the lovely smell of kitty pee? Oh that was so nice. Anyway. That's the trash.

Food was great Ginger and so was the trail! Till next time. On and On and On and out!

NASA!

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