DBH3 Hash #1003 | ![]() |
2008-Apr-12
Paddle Hash
Hares: Nunya, Dilly, Dickler
Boat Drivers: Bar Fly, Got Crabs?, Short Shorts
Hounds: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Bobble Head, Boney, F Droop, Fecal F*cker, Gilligan, Ginger Snatch, I Wanna Be Gay, Just Farley, Just Jim, Just Mathew, Just Sean, Just Sheldon, Just Tracy, No Blow, Ooooh That Smell, Peterless Porcelain Pussy, Rolling Hooters, Spermaid, Thank You - Please Come Again, Waaaay beyond Gay, Yellow River
Virgins: Vigina Minor, Virgin Mark, Virgin Scottie,
Visitors: ATC, ATC's son, Backroom Bobber, Captain Taco, Derby, Dirt Weed, Gay Cowboy, Hard Bone, McGyver, Sniffa,

We had beautiful weather, manatees, dolphins, food and fun. The paddlers took off before the Hare but they managed to find their way. The YBF got a few, Just Farley caught fish, numerous got buzzed, copiousness amounts of hashers got wet and everyone got some sun. Bobber caught it all on film and has already shared the photos.
We named Just Farley. Since he is married to Dill Dough and plays the harmonica it was natural that he was dubbed LaLaLa Licks Dill Doughs. Just Sheldon became Rock Out With My Cock Out. Rolling brought her dad - who enjoyed the deflowering and came out Just Scottie but Virgin Mark (Boney's virgin) got scared, declared himself a spectator and didn't participate.
Fecal was injured and rode in a boat with the professional rider Waaaay and the lovely Sniffa along with two of my grands - Kaleb and Liam. They were chauffeured by Bar Fly and PissOnYa. Got Crabs puttered around like a shepherd with his trusty dog Zeus.
All brought food, some did cart wheels and the day came to an end............till next time - paddle on.
On out,
Nunya