DBH3 Hash #907

2006-Sep-27

No Blow Hashola trail

Hare: No Blow

Hounds: 5 O'Clock Shadow, Ass, Been in Faries, Bobblehead, Cums on Thime, Fecal F*cker, Gilligan, Ginger Snatch, Got Crabs?, I want to be Gay, Jacuzzi Whore, Just Girl 1, Just Girl 2, Just Guy 1, Lola, Momma, NASA, Nature F*ck, Naughty Cum and Eat Me, Nookie Nacks, Rolling Hooters, STD, Shit Dickler, Short Shorts, Silence of the Laaaminator, Sunkn' Shit, Swallow if I have Two, Thor the Wanker, Vagatarian, Waayyy Beyond Gay

Virgins: Cindy

Visitors: Bang Cock, Drive Her, Jethrow Blodine, Shop Teacher

Here we are at the No Blow and Momma complex. Momma is looking good and is carrying another little one. How cool is that? Congratulations kids. Bobble head is walking and looks like a hand full. Would you all expect anything different with No Blow as the daddy?

Let's see how I should start this hash trash! No Blow always has something up his sleeve. A bunch of hashers are here. Week after week we have had a great turnout for our hashes! Looks like about a good 25 faithful (37 in photo ed.) are with us tonight. Some out of towners, too long betweens and a virgin. Wow, can you smell that?

Well it's time for a group grope. What a lovely picture. Only a bunch of faces a mother can love. Hare away and then walkers away 15 minutes later. What will No Blow have in store for us! On On.

Walkers away and here we go. Trail left the House of Blow and headed off into the woods and along some trails. A check here and there and all is well. So far. Here comes the shiggy and swamp and all the good stuff we find on trail.

Barb wire also on trail, just ask Tall Guy. Anyone loose their sneakers in the muck? Let me rephrase that question. Anyone not lose their sneaker or sneakers on trail? Hooters lost both. I lost one. Cums On Time had both legs past the ankles in the mud. Shop Teacher had some problems. And so on and so on. I never heard so many nice names for No Blow along trail that night. I don't even know how to spell some of those words.

It can't get any worse than this we all think. It gets worse but not with shiggy or muck or yuck. After going through the muck and yuck we followed trail along a barb wire fence line. Tall guy went to follow the trail and walked right into a piece of barb wire knee high. His knee high that is. Some nice words for No Blow at that time also.

Hashers to the left of us but it looks like a Y.B.F. Off to the right we go and another Y.B.F. What the "F" We all gathered at Orange Camp Road and tried to figure out were we are going . That's when the friendly Lake Helen Police Dept. decided to help us out a bit. Ends up that the detective knew a few of our Hashers. ASS and Vagitarian know him. He's a friends husband. Shop Teacher proceeded to explain our nice group and he completely understood the insanity.

At this time No Blow cums walking across the street from the other side of the road were Fecal F*cker said there was a Y.B.F. Duh, three plops on three logs does not constitute a Y.B.F. Whatever. B.C. ahead. The nice detective came driving up the road and told us that it was a private road and not stay too long. Yes sir. Not a problem at all. After some cold refreshments and a little break hare away and then walkers away.

Wayyyyyyyyyy Beyond Gay gave us a hint that trail went past the cemetery. Upon arrival at the cemetery we didn't really see any plops and Swallows was on her way back saying she didn't see trail. Off into the cemetery we went but turned around and headed where Swallows started and found trail.

We followed this path we've been on before with a No Blow hash and found ourselves on the road to the No Blow complex. Yes, B.N. ahead and food too.

We all made it back and this is one motley looking crew. Hare included. After a little cleaning up and some change of clothes, shorts, sneakers and whatever else was muddy circle up.

I just knew I was going to be razzed for the bike shorts I had on. They are hash attire so, bite me. OK, back to circle. Hare in the circle. What did we think of trail? What kind of F-ing question is that? We are all feeling sleazy and crappy. Of course trail sucked. Not enough barb wire, not enough water, and just not enough muck.. Get out of the circle you hare you.

Wait a minute. No Blow is the R.A. so, carry on dude. What did you smell on trail? Besides the fowl smell of muck we smelled a virgin. Cindy in circle please. Naughty made her cum tonight. A nice song for each of them and get out of the circle.

Oh look at that. Someone gets a whistle tonight. Dirty Crack Whore and I don't care. Way to go big guy. I think your dog Jesse deserves something also. She ran trail with you quite a bit. Out of circle.

Someone else with a milestone tonight. 5 O'clock Shadow is on her 100th hash. Good job honey. 5 had the Cindy Lauper look going on tonight.

Now for the most important milestone of the evening. Fecal F*cker and NASA are at their 50th hash. Actually I think it was 53 No Blow said. What a nice mug we both got. Naturally we had to fill it with beer. Oh crap, I have no beer. That wasn't a problem at all it seems like. Ass was more than happy to fill my mug and then someone else got the beer to the top. Thank you so much. Fecal had a full mug and I was just a tad under a full mug.

Drink it down down down. That damn mug holds almost 2 cans of beer it seemed like. All gone.

We had some accusations: who lost sneakers on trail, blood on trail and some of the usuals. Time for a Swing Low and let's get the food in our bellies. Trail was great, the food was great and it's till next week again. Thank You Momma.

On and On and On and Out >>>>>>> NASA

P.S.
Oh my gosh am I slipping!!!!!!!! Cums on Time and I were on our way to Red Lobster for dinner Saturday night and I asked her about us having a naming Wed. night and we sure did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We named someone LOLA Sorry dude that I left you out of the trash!!!!!!!!!!!! Here cums a down down!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On On Have a great weekend all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NASA
P.P.S.
The blonde Cums On Time remembered the name.

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