Universe Expands While Minds Contract

The proof is in the pudding only if you concede the fact of the pudding

Steve Mrsky
Original from: Scientific American Dec 2011

The leaves are turning as I write in early October. Also turning is my stomach, from the accounts coming out of something called the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C. According to Sarah Posner writing online in Religion Dispatches, talk-radio host Bryan Fischer went out of his way to attack me. And probably you. Anybody, really, who accepts science as an arbiter of reality. Fischer told the assembled that America needs a president who will "reject the morally and scientifically bankrupt theory of evolution."

Evolution is a strange process indeed, to cobble together organisms who so completely and emotionally reject it. Well, evolution concerns itself only with differential survival, and brainpower may not be a crucial factor. (emphasis mine) Fischer may as well have gotten out of a car at the convention center and proclaimed that the car had not brought him there and did not in fact exist. To thunderous applause. One's only reasonable response to this whole scene is to bring forefinger to mouth and rapidly toggle the lips while humming, so as to produce a sound roughly in accord with a spelling of "Blblblblblblblblblb."

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"Evolution is a strange process indeed,
to cobble together organisms who so
completely and emotionally reject it."
Steve Mirsky, Scientific American 2011

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