DBH3 Hash #772
2004-May-26
Hare: Gilligan...again
Hounds: Bone My Ass, Bungholio, Burning Bush, Cockpit,
Crotchduster, F*ckin' Goofy, I Wear Short Shorts, I'm So F*cked, Just
Brenda, Neutered, No Blow, Nunya F*ckin' Business, Popa Tard, Richard
Pierce, Rolling Hooters, Semen Hole, Shit Dickler, Sunk'n Shit, Tuna
Melt, Waayyy Beyond Gay
Visitors: Cock Tender (BVD), Just Puke (BVD), Nookie Knacks
(Orlando Bike-o Psycho), Shop Teacher (BVD)
Virgins: Bryan (Tuna Melt's bro), Mark (Popa Tard tricked him
into coming), Stan (Rolling Hooters made him cum)
Okay, here's the abbreviated version because I'm going out of town
tomorrow and I've got shit to do...
Food Lion. Port Orange. Virgins. Visitors. Cute little blonde
jogger...tried to get her to stop... she actually stopped because she
knew Burning Bush. Didn't stay.
Trail went behind Food Lion, behind wall, check...around to front of
Food Lion, check...across street into shiggy. Following Rolling
Hooters...nice view. She's starting to think like Gilligan...when is she
going to hare a trail?!? CB10...crap, YBF...crap. Soft sand, soft
sand, soft sand...shoes getting heavy...CB11. Big pile of dirt...really
big log. Charlie says 10mph and he means it! That's what the sign said.
Check to another check...Rolling Hooters found a homeless guy in a
tent... "nothing back here," she said. Shop Teacher quoting homeless
guy, "I didn't know Hooters delivered."
Approaching the end, walkers caught the hare...not Gilligan, there
was a bunny rabbit on trail. Came out of shiggy to some very familiar
territory, although there was a new building or two that wasn't there
last time.
People who drank:
Divide My Pi-DFL
Sunk'n Shit-FRB, of course
Shop Teacher-virgin to DBH3
Neutered-still there halfway through circle.
The usual unemployed hashers, plus all the teachers...and Shop
Teacher. Sang a tard song since Momma wasn't there to kick No
Blow's ass.
Richard pierce and Nunya-competitive
behavior.
Crotch had multiple accusations (not multiple orgasms)...can't remember
them now but he killed 5 birds with one stone.
Virgin Stan-brand new shoes. He drank so Hooters wouldn't have
to...he's definitely a keeper.
Just Brenda-alcohol abuse for spilling beer, then she dropped her
beer in circle. See a pattern?
Smokers-brought their cigarettes in circle with them.
Nookie Knacks wanted all the walkers who ran on trail to
drink. All walkers...even Cockpit! What about runners who walked
on trail...not enough beer. Waayyy Beyond Gay drank just because
he wanted a beer.
Waayyy Beyond Gay and Divide My Pi-autohashing.
I Wear Short Shorts-50th hash...No Blow dropped his shiny new mug
before he even got a chance to drink out of it.
Bungholio doesn't like the "when one bald guy drinks, all bald
guys drink" tradition.
I know this one sucked, but I didn't have time to write a real
one. I'll do better next time. Happy Memorial Day, freaks!
On-On,
-Cockpit
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