2004-Apr-21
Hares: Sh*t Dickler & Bone My Ass
Hounds: Just Diane, Spoke Her (Biko Psycho), No Blow, Gilligan, Just PAM, Skin A Max, Short Shorts (and dogs), Nookie, F*king Goofy, Pus Sucker (Puget Sound) Rolling Hooters (with Kaia, a pit bull), Sunken Sh*t, I'm So F*cked, Richard Pierce, Waayyy Beyond Gay, PeterPhile, Utterly Delicious, Glory Hole, Nunya
We think Sh*t Dickler laid a great trail. It began by running through fields of wildflowers but we only have the word of the police that it ended well. While laying trail, he found a deer skeleton and put it on a post. This led a neighbor to believe that there was a satanic ritual going on in the woods. She called the police who didn't recognize that a circle with a plop in it was a trail sign. Deputies Rodriguez and Hernandez arrived and thought they were on to something big. They pulled their guns out and followed the trail. They came across gators, a half sunk boat and a mysterious BC that led to a cooler. They didn't open the cooler; still not sure what they were tracking and wary of all the white powder. Short Shorts and his dogs could be heard but he would not respond to their calls. They continued on trail and were getting ready to call in reinforcements but came upon the Never Leave Camp Hashers. Bone My Ass, Waayyy Beyond Gay and Just Diane were cooking chicken in the backyard.
Boney drove the boys back to their vehicles after she explained what was going on. Meanwhile the rest of us were stuck on a dirt road with more police. The neighbor would not allow us through. She had cows and concerns that our presence and whistles would agitate them. The trail was canceled. We followed the road back to the house. We arrived just ahead of the deputies. Officers Rodriguez and Hernandez had returned and were great sports. They participated in the circle - with water of course - and lost their virginity. Then with a flash of blue lights, they were off. We may be seeing them in the future. They loved the trail and we gave them a great story to tell.
Food: Chicken, potato salad, baked beans and of course beer.
Uncircumcised: All the females and PeterFile.
FRBs: Deputy Virgins Rodriquez & Hernandez
DFL: Everyone else
As observed by - Nunya
Last modified: Saturday, 2009-Mar-07 05:30:58 PM EST
