DBH3 Hash #735

2003-Oct-15

Neutered's Big 5 0 !

Hare: Neutered

Hare-Aid: Instant Relief

Hounds: Blow Jack, Bone My Ass, Cockpit, Crotchduster, Flash, I Wear Short Shorts, I'm So Fucked, Pig Fucker, Momma Getoffmeyercrushingmycigarettes, No Blow, Just John, 8's Enough, Just Brian, Just Barbara, Guckin' Foofy, Shit Dickler, Hog Balls, Corksucker, Richard Pierce, Sunk'n Shit, Wee Wee, Thor the Wanker, Trigger Go Easy On My Ass, Waaayyy Beyond Gay

Virgins: Michelle, Joyce

Latecummers: Pussy Comes Early & Mommy Pierce

Gotta write this now because I won't remember anything after this weekend!

Hashers met at Neutered and Instant's pad to help Neutered celebrate his 50th birthday. Wow, he's as old as Gilligan! We showered the old fart with gifts then sent him on his merry way, since his old bones need a little extra time to warm up now.

Trail went down Kristina, right on Sleepy Hollow to the shiggy at the entrance to the neighborhood. Watch out for those holes (and trees No Blow!). A CB30 took us back out to the entrance and into the shiggy on the other side of Sleepy Hollow, in front of the pool. From there we ended up in a shopping center parking lot, somewhere on Nova Road. Took a louie onto Spruce Creek Road, another louie on some other road, then another on Shadow-something or other. That led us back into Neutered's neck of the woods where we wound our way around to a which-way by the lake on Miles Road. Bone My Ass and Shit Dickler got lost somewhere around here. Sex on trail, perhaps? Easy, short trail although some of us went the wrong way at the which-way and took the looong way around. Oopsy.

Short circle since the KEG RAN DRY!!!! (Technically we didn't run out of beer since there was plenty back at Neutered's house-Daytona NEVER runs out of beer!) Got all the important down-downs out of the way first-virgins, birthdays, too long between, then lumped everything else together (hashers over 50, unemployed, 50% rule, etc.) and everybody drank. Pussy Comes Early and Mommy Pierce showed up just as we were doing Swing Low. Mommy Pierce seems surprisingly normal-hard to believe "Jamie," as she calls him, is the fruit of her loins! Just John and Just Brian are both due to be named, but they got a stay of execution this week because we had no more beer.

Back to the house we went for more beer and food. We drank everything in the refrigerator-good beer, bad beer, red wine, white wine, margaritas. If it was there and cold, we drank it. Neutered and Instant cooked up some bratwurst on the grill and served them with sauerkraut and yummy German Potato Salad, and birthday cake for dessert. Good stuff.

Sorry to cut this short folks, but gotta go finish packing for NC/SC. Have fun at Biketoberfest!!! Don't get arrested! Take lots of pictures.

See ya when I see ya-

-Cockpit

Last modified: Saturday, 2009-Mar-07 05:30:58 PM EST