DBH3 Hash #733

2003-Oct-01

Hares: No Blow, Momma

Hounds: see story

Though the threat of rain and lightning was evident, a very energetic group of hashers showed up at No Blow's house on October first. Momma and No Blow had a painful trail and less painful on-after planned.

The group included many an odd ball:

1. Black Vulva (Vulva had been absent for a while. He swore up and down he was not in agreement with the couple of hashers who hate and bad-mouth DBH3. Perhaps he would not agree with them since he is a guy, hashing is a male-dominated group that dumps on all women, and he likes being groped? He was happy to be able to stink up No Blow's back porch with his damn cloves ... He likes to mark his territory or something.
2. Tool Time (Tool Time is back in the singles arena. She looks great. However, her comment, once returning from the trail was, "What the hell was that?" I guess the trail was a bit painful with all the barbed wire, stickers, and spiders, eh?
3. Blow Jack (This man was still beaming from the pride of throwing a kick-ass party the previous Saturday. He insists his next party will be bigger and badder. He was very helpful in getting Waayyy back to his car to use it as an ambulance for the old man.)
4. Bone My Ass (This woman's ass bone made it evident that Jason Alexander's Mauricio character in Shallow Hal could have really had that wagging tail. Bone was as sweet as pie. We look forward to her DeLand trail in a few weeks.)
5. Cum Dumpster (This guy seems to always pop out of the woodwork when Momma makes chicken and rice. Of course, Dances with Erections was bowling or something.)
6. Flash (Yes, Flash had his camera ... We would have loved to borrow it to take pictures of his interaction with the virgin. Supposedly there was an argument about keeping up, slowing down, not talking so much, or something else ... kids.)
7. Gilligan (This guy was still grinning from hooking up at Blow Jack's. Of course, he is still unemployed. Gilligan should probably get paid for sending out all those e-mails and keeping www.dbh3.us up-an-running.) (I accept donations ed.)
8. Foofy (We have almost memorized all of his songs ... He needs to bring us more. Did you see his photo with the Hooters girls - me either?)
9. I Wear Short Shorts (IWSS had a tough time finding a way to get his dogs around all the barbed wire on trail ... sorry LMSU and CS. Thanks IWSS for helping me realize that I shouldn't let people with sticks in their asses get to me.)
10. Just PAM (PAM, like always, was simply cool. If you ever need a favor or an honest answer to any question, ask this guy.)
11. Old Ironside (Grandpa got his foot caught in some sticks a tenth of the way into the trail, fell over, and was sure he had broke his hip for the fourth time. One of the hashers tried to put his foot from the sticks in such a way that his hip would have surely broke if not already. Luckily, he was okay. He got a ride in with Blow Jack and Waayyy - How that car ever keeps running is a mystery - He enjoyed his FRB down-down).
12. Paid to Lay (This late-cummer caught up to most of the people ahead of him. He informed us that the October 31st hash at his house would be greater than last year. That is simply unbelievable ... smoke makers, naked high school chicks (all 18), awesome costumes, great food, short and fun trail ... can't beat that.)
13. Richard Pierce (Dick Boy was up to his old self once the visitors showed up. He informed everyone that NoBlow would hare the BASH trail on the 11th ... be ready to drive north to Almost Heaven ... West Virginia for the BASH next week, since that is where Momma and No Blow will be.)
14. Shit Dickler (Has anyone else noticed that SD has been smiling a bit more lately? I wonder why? This man is on his way to becoming a social icon or something. See you in two weeks, SD. Have fun with your mommy.)
15. Way Beyond Gay (Waayyy let us know that Biketoberfest would be a one day event and that it would be a red-dress run. Everyone applauded. We are all very thankful for all the time and effort Waayyy put in trying to make the event much bigger than usual. The planning for these things can be a bitch!
    Also, thanks for getting Old Ironside in.)
16. Wee Wee (This late-cummer also seemed to like virgin. Thanks Wee Wee for going on a beer run for the rest of the drunks that refused to go home until after one in the morning. Speak English, dude.)
17. and 18. Limp Dick and Bob (These two youngins make such a cute couple - heh. Perhaps we will name Bob if he cums back? LD had a geat deal of food - though not as much as Gilligan - that boy needs to get fed more often.)
19. Virgin Danielle (This pint-size teacher was confident enough to put any sort of teasing right back in the face of the teaser in such a way that no discomfort was felt by anyone. She seems like a hasher who will be around for a long time ... is that good or bad - heh? She, by the way, was on her way to building a great fire when Just PAM and Cum Dumpster decided to make it grow quicker. 10w30 is a slow-burning fuel. I am sure environmentalists would have crapped a brick at that move.)
20. and 21. Juan and Nicole (These two teachers showed up at the on-after to simply drink and socialize ... cool. Nicole spent the night hiding from No Blow - He scares her. Juan, who seems to be a few years older than Nicole, fended off questions from Pierce and others about how Nicole was in bed, whether they swing, etc. Juan simply answered, "She's a friend. Ask her.")

The trail was damn bloody, Momma's salad and chicken and rice was awesome, the beer was cold, and the conversations lasted long ... way too long for us teachers ... into the night.

Take care until next time.

-No Blow

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