DBH3 Hash #743

2003-Nov-26

Hares: Cockpit & Crotchduster

Hounds: Gilligan, Neutered, Richard Pierce, Thor the Wanker, Bone My Ass, Guckin' Foofy, Sunk'n Shit, I Wear Short Shorts (w/ Little Miss Suckup & Crotch Sniffer), Mt. Dora, Latrine Wolverine, Shit Dickler, Just Kealan (sorry I spelled your name wrong last time dude!) Waaayyy Beyond Gay, Snake My Hole, Divide My Pi, Paid 2 Lay, Trigger

Hounds that we haven't seen in a really, really, really long time: Gonad the Librarian!

Visitors: Spoke Her (O2H3), Dum bAss (C2H5OH-Columbus Cowtown With A Hard-on Hash House Harriers & Harriettes Ohio-huh???-FYI:C2H5OH is the chemical compound for alcohol-pretty clever, eh?)

Visitors:

Let me start by showing you all what a hash mark looks like, since obviously no one knew last night. Almost 8 pounds of flour in 3 miles and the f*ckers got lost!

Hash MarkA blob of flour indicates a trail. Three consecutive hash marks indicates true trail.

Since I was the hare, I have no idea where or when things went wrong. Two hashers (namely Thor & Snake My Hole) never even made it to the first beer check at Deck Down Under. Everyone else got lost somewhere between the first and second beer check and ended up doing the 2nd half of trail backwards. WTF?

Everyone eventually wound up back at Crabby Joe's and we circled up on the deck. Thor ran a short and sweet circle since No Blow is up freezing his nads off in New York for some dumbass' wedding.

Here's what everyone said they were thankful for this year:

Neutered: Life is good

Gilligan: Four invitations to eat turkey dinner (he's so popular)!

Dum bAss: His dog Dewey, and beer (can you believe he's the only one that said beer?!?)

Thor: No hashers he knows have died this year.

Richard Pierce: Thor's not looking (as Trigger sat on his lap)!

Shit Dickler: Being single.

Just Kealan: Being single, seeing double and sleeping triple!

Bone My Ass:

: Battery powered sex toys

Guckin' Foofy: He doesn't have rickets.

Sunk'n Shit: Gilligan's coleslaw

Crotchduster: Gilligan didn't get a DUI this year.

Cockpit: Multiple orgasms.

Gonad: Seeing old hashing friends.

I Wear Short Shorts: His dogs didn't run his ass off.

Spoke Her: A big stiff dick in the morning (I'm not making this up-he really said it)!

Snake My Hole: Condoms that work.

Latrine: Quit smoking 6 months ago and happy to be alive.

Mt. Dora:Thankful for her friends because her family sucks!

Paid 2 Lay: That f*cking cop didn't give me a ticket.

Divide My Pi: Cockpit (I'm not sure why, but thanks!)

Trigger: Vibrating rubber ducky (hmmm-where can I get one of those??).

The quote of the evening came from Bone My Ass who said, "I'm not sucking the head. Are you a head sucker?"

Happy Thanksgiving you f*cking f*cks. See you next week-Thor is haring and he advises everyone to wear long pants and long socks and bring a change of clothes! That can't be good.

Time to go to bed now-big shopping day tomorrow!

On-On,

-Cock-I love pumpkin pie-pit

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