DBH3 Hash #713

On June 11th, 2003, Gucking Foofy/Fucking Goofy/Smells Like Minnie/Red-Headed Scary Pippy and No Blow rekkied trail. The two men arrived back at No Blow's Pad, sat down, and discussed if the days work was all for not. "I wonder if we'll be the only people here?" asked Foofy, "Those big black scary clouds are hovering right over us." No Blow replied, "Heck, it is only rain. Hashers like to get wet, especially these strange Daytona Hashers." Just then, a bolt of lightning struck one of the many (Foofy would inject, "Minnie?" at this point of the story) trees on No Blow's great expanse of land. Following the bolt of lightning was Cum Dumpster. "Wee Who," yelled No Blow, "there will be a hash."

One of Cum Dumpster's first questions was, "Will Momma be making chicken and rice?" After receiving a positive reply, Cum grinned from ear to ear. "I like Momma's chicken and rice," he said. Shortly there after, the house and back yard were littered with hashers. The group included Amelia Airfart, Big Gulp, Black Vuvla, Blow Jack, Gilligan (He remembered it was Wednesday this week!), Just PukeAndMoan, Meet Her Beaver, Neutered, Peace Whore, SkinAMax, Snake My Hole, Sunk N' Shit, Teddy Foreskin, Yellow River, Just Camille, Just Erin, Just Kat, Just Todd, and Virgin Terri.

The three out-of-towners showed up after the hares left. Cooter Pie showed up just in time to see the two fat bastards running down Cassadaga Road. Peterphile and Down N' Dirty showed up well after the hares left. They could have easily been the FRBs, but they wanted first dibs at Momma's vittles. Toys in the Drawer showed up very late. We think she just needed to yell at Teddy -- for being Teddy J.

The 20+ hounds took off through the woods up towards the Cassadaga overpass. I wasn't there, but I believe Gilligan probably mumbled something to the effect of, "We always go this way." This, of course, was a true statement. However, once the hounds reached the overpass, things were to be very different. The trail went down the side of the bridge, over a barbed wire fence, through a wooded area, across a cow pasture, over a poultry box fence, through some spider infested wood, down a few paths, through some more spiders, and on to a beer check. From the beer check, where everyone compared their scratches, gouges, and spider web clothing, the hounds pranced west through some of the densest of woods -- fun, fun, and more fun!

The hounds approached a check at a familiar intersection and headed south, across the second and last spot of pavement to be seen on this trail. The trail entered some bike trails that went up and down through woods and many a spider-covered web on to the end. Because of the impending lightning and rain, Just PleaseAppeaseMe was kind enough to drive everyone back to NoBlow's to do circle close to the safety of a roof and walls.

Circle was eventful. After the hares did their down-down, the Virgin -- Virgin Terri -- was introduced. All eyes were on this work of art. Amelia "Official Recruiter of Hotties" Airfart showed her pal how to do a down-down. Then Terri, clad in tight jeans and a sleeveless turtleneck sweater, showed us her ability to guzzle.

Afterwards, FRB, Snake My Hole, and the DFLs, Peterphile and Dirty Girl, did their down-downs. Then the birthday boys, Snake and Peterphile, did another down-down. These two went back into circle over and over all night. Peterphile, who is turning 39, would join Snake, who is turning 37, for his headgear violation, Snake had to join Peterphile for his out-of-towner down-down, and on and on it went.

Just Erin impressed all of us with her door knockers, which she chose to show us rather than doing a down-down. Gilligan, the full-time aint'-got-a-job guy, asked No Blow to ask Erin for this wonderful show. We were all happy that Gilligan put forth this request. Just Todd grinned and thought to himself, "That's my girl!"

Just Camille was then called into the circle to be named. Camille is an award winning journalist for the world renowned Beacon of West Volusia County. She is also a bartender who is married. For some reason, she never brings him -- hmm -- we wonder why. She likes to be on top and in control, loves to serve and have sex on the beach, and is really fond of horses. No Blow yelled out, "Sandy Crack!" It stuck! "Here's to Sandy Crack she's true blue."

Neutered never made it to circle -- His leash seems to be getting shorter and shorter, doesn't it -- heh.

Though she wasn't there, I would like to say a special thank you to Cock Pit. You see, Cock Pit bones Crotch Duster, Crotch Duster flies with Wish You Were Queer, Wish You Were Queer bones or boned Amelia and Tongue and Groove, and Amelia and Tongue both love to improve the DBH3 any way they can. They show us their bodies and bring hot females who love to show us their bodies. We DBH3 males are so typically men. So Cock Pit is indirectly responsible for Erin, Terri, Venus, Amelia, Tongue, Karen and their thoughtful presentations. We also enjoy reading her hash trash. Thank you, CP!

Until next time!

-No Blow

PS Who ate more spiders on trail, Sunk or Snake -- I wonder?

Addendum to the June 11th Hash Trash ...

Way Beyond Gay was present. I hope that Mr. Pith Helmet will someday forgive me for my oversight. The late-arriving bastard left five bucks under Momma's cell phone. I was supposed to remember it was his. I didn't. Perhaps I'll name my first born son Gaylord?

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